short reports on half-baked decisions
Mel Gibson Apocalypto Interview
I have titled this the Apocalypto Interview because this may be the last interview with Mel Gibson ever! I am not sure what Apocalypto means but it kind of sounds like destruction.
Mel Gibson loves to hang out with Lindsey Lohan and drink blood. He doesn’t own a Jew. He was physically abusive to me... Read More
Lindsey Lohan Prison Interview
Lindsey Lohan, who is probably the most famous of prisoners right now, took the time to sit down for an interview. She is quite the unique girl. She enjoys sipping on cocaine coffee while taking her favorite drug The Godfather. She claims that blood gives her wings but swears she is not a vampire.
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Tom Cruise, against his will, sat down with me and he told me how it was. He has a new movie coming out but is focused on his next film, Georgia. He is Orthodox Scientologist. The end of the interview is a bit scary to say the least. Do you know of a good lawyer?
Mel: Is it safe to assume that you are crazy?
Tom Cruise: I am only as... Read More
You are in for a great interview with one of Hollywood’s most snobbish leading ladies. Well I guess she is not leading yet but she may be because she knows how to tick off everyone in her surrounding area. She doesn’t take drugs, lives for the night and wants me to lower my anchor. Hope you enjoy this Megan Fox... Read More
Good news to all of you Wonder Years fanatics! Fred Savage is not dead. There are rumors circulating around the world, um okay just a couple of states in the US, that Fred Savage died in a car accident. Let’s play favorites. Who is your favorite Savage brother? Fred or Ben? Give a reason why if you like. If you don’t give a reason why I will just assume you are judging them based on their looks...
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Jackass Levi Johnston is running for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. He has informed everyone that if he wins that he will have to put his Hollywood career on hold for 3 years. Ha! What Hollywood career? If Levi actually becomes mayor at age 20 then the people of Wasilla deserve to be Dummies of the Year. What do you think? Do you think Levi will become mayor of Wasilla and does he have a shot of having a Hollywood...
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Do you live in the northern part of the United States? Send your woman on a trip to Texas in the middle of July. Ask her to cook grease splattering bacon for you in the nude. Flush the toilet when she is in the shower. Get a lock on the tanning bed. Send her on a one way trip to the sun. Not only will these 5 tips make your woman hot, they will also make her steamed! Try these tips only if your Dumb! (Don’t be dumb –...
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