“If you want a religion that makes sense, go somewhere else. But if you want a religion that makes life, choose Christianity.”
It Don’t Do
It don’t do to preach the gospel
If you don’t live the Christian life
It don’t do
No it don’t do to preach the gospel
If you don’t live the Christian life
It don’t do
It don’t do to preach the gospel
If you don’t live the Christian life
It don’t do to dream about heaven
If you never look up and see the sky
It don’t doAnd it don’t do to preach on Matthew
If you have not yet read Mark
It don’t do
And it don’t do to preach on Matthew
If you haven’t yet read Mark
It don’t do (It don’t do)
And it don’t do to preach on Matthew
If you have not yet read Mark
It don’t do to talk about the judgment
If there is no love in your heartWord became flesh and He dwelt among men
We have seen Him with our eyes
We have held Him in our hands
And before you say whatever you will
I think you better do what you can
Or it won’t do (It don’t do)And it don’t do to preach on Moses
If you bow down to the golden calf
It don’t do
It don’t do to preach on Moses
If you bow down to the golden calf
It don’t do
And it don’t do to preach on Moses
If you bow down to the golden calf
It don’t do to talk about glory
If you never dare to laugh
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I think I am more saddened by Billy’s death than by Michael’s. read more…
You can't escape it.
Death has claimed at least 3 celebrities this week:
In fake news 2 celebrities died:
Congratulations Death for your Dummies of the Year Nominee. I hope you enjoy it, you creep!
Let’s Not Forget The Nobodies Who Die:
- Roughly 150,000 people die each day across the globe and your only speacial if Entertainment Tonight reported on you.
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Your Opinion?
What should our US News Media be focusing on today? Michael Jackson’s death or the bill that is trying to be rushed through
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Nicotine Is King In Deutschland
I have a theory on why ADHD is not diagnosed as much in Germany as it is in USA. What is it? I think the reason is because children are given more of an opportunity to smoke in Germany than they are in the US. In order for a 10 year old to obtain cigarettes in the US they either have to steal or they have to have a friend who is at least 8 years older than them who can legally make a purchase. Not so in Germany. In Germany, children only need a few Euros in order to obtain their smokes. They can easily obtain cigarettes from the cigarette dispensers that are found every few blocks.
How does smoking help ADHD? It provides the ADHD brain what it is lacking. Nicotine releases dopamine in the brain and helps thoughts come into focus. If a German child has ADHD he can easily self-medicate with nicotine.
Remember this is just my theory and I would love to hear your thoughts on this.
Though it is just a theory I am informing Germany that they have received a Dummies of the Year nomination. Congratulations!
Other Dummies Nominees
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Best US President Last 100 Years?
- William Howard Taft
- Woodrow Wilson
- Warren G. Harding
- Calvin Coolidge
- Herbert Hoover
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Harry S. Truman
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
- John F. Kennedy
- Lyndon B. Johnson
- Richard Nixon
- Gerald Ford
- Jimmy Carter
- Ronald Reagan
- George H. W. Bush
- Bill Clinton
- George W. Bush
- Barack Obama
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Mel Ancholy’s Note: I thought this lady’s letter was FANTASTIC (I didn’t want anybody to think I thought it was dumb)
GLENN: I got a letter from a woman in Arizona. She writes an open letter to our nation’s leadership:
I’m a home grown American citizen, 53, registered Democrat all my life. Before the last presidential election I registered as a Republican because I no longer felt the Democratic Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. Now I no longer feel the Republican Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. The fact is I no longer feel any political party or representative in Washington represents my views or works to pursue the issues important to me. There must be someone. Please tell me who you are. Please stand up and tell me that you are there and that you’re willing to fight for our Constitution as it was written. Please stand up now. You might ask yourself what my views and issues are that I would horribly feel so disenfranchised by both major political parties. What kind of nut job am I? Will you please tell me?
Well, these are briefly my views and issues for which I seek representation:
One, illegal immigration. I want you to stop coddling illegal immigrants and secure our borders. Close the underground tunnels. Stop the violence and the trafficking in drugs and people. No amnesty, not again. Been there, done that, no resolution. P.S., I’m not a racist. This isn’t to be confused with legal immigration.
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Two, the TARP bill, I want it repealed and I want no further funding supplied to it. We told you no, but you did it anyway. I want the remaining unfunded 95% repealed. Freeze, repeal.
Three: Czars, I want the circumvention of our checks and balances stopped immediately. Fire the czars. No more czars. Government officials answer to the process, not to the president. Stop trampling on our Constitution and honor it.
Four, cap and trade. The debate on global warming is not over. There is more to say.
Five, universal healthcare. I will not be rushed into another expensive decision. Don’t you dare try to pass this in the middle of the night and then go on break. Slow down!
Six, growing government control. I want states rights and sovereignty fully restored. I want less government in my life, not more. Shrink it down. Mind your own business. You have enough to take care of with your real obligations. Why don’t you start there.
Seven, ACORN. I do not want ACORN and its affiliates in charge of our 2010 census. I want them investigated. I also do not want mandatory escrow fees contributed to them every time on every real estate deal that closes. Stop the funding to ACORN and its affiliates pending impartial audits and investigations. I do not trust them with taking the census over with our taxpayer money. I don’t trust them with our taxpayer money. Face up to the allegations against them and get it resolved before taxpayers get any more involved with them. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, hello. Stop protecting your political buddies. You work for us, the people. Investigate. read more…
