1. Your ash stinks.
  2. You cause people to be stranded at airports.
  3. You cause health problems.
  4. You are noisy.
  5. You scare the bejebus out of nearby ranchers.
  6. You are not as hot as your lava.
  7. You will probably cause airline tickets to increase in price.
  8. You will probably cause sucky airline food to increase in price.
  9. Your gas is deadly.
  10. What I hate worse than you?  Your big brother Katla.

What do you hate about Eyjafjallajokull?