10 Tips To Never Feeling Tired Again

[This is part of the How to do Everything Correctly Series. Check out the other posts!]

1. Drink Red Bull

Red Bull gets a bad rap but it is probably safer than what you can buy at Starbucks.

2. Drink Starbucks Coffee

Starbucks coffee is really expensive but it is cheaper than cocaine.

3. Snort Cocaine

Just remember that if you get caught then you may have a new boyfriend in your new cell.

4. Exercise

Run away from your new boyfriend when he comes a knocking.  Exercise has been proven to increase energy.

5. Sleep

When your done exercising take a nap.  Sleep has been shown to make you more alert when the sleep isn’t actually happening.

6. Garden

When things are actually happening get up and plant a garden.  Just make sure that your crop is not some form of sedative that you can later inject or snort.

7. Eat Healthy

Eat the vegetables from your garden.  Vegetables are full of vitamins and vitamins have never been proven to prevent cancer.

8. Prevent Cancer

Stay away from cancer.  Cancer makes one sleepy and sleep does nothing for your energy.

9. Get energy!

It has been proven that energy increases your energy even while your delusional.

10. Fake It

If you really want to never feel tired again then live in delusional land.

Boosting Your Dummy IQ,

How do you keep from feeling tired?

[This is part of The Unappreciated Blog Posts series]