NBC You Suck!!

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My Own Worst Enemy

NBC you are starting to lose my respect.  Last year you unveiled Journeyman.  I was hooked!  It was a great show and you canned it after only half a season.  This year you gave us My Own Worst Enemy.

It is (was) one of the best shows on television.  After only 9 episodes you are canceling it.  What is in its place?  Medium!  Freakin Medium!  Why is that show on the air?  It sucks.

I know it is just television but I invested 9 hours of my life into your network that I cannot get back.  Stop canceling the good shows.  No matter I suppose.

After doing this to your faithful viewers two seasons in a row you have just hurt yourself.  I will not watch any new shows that you put on the air.  You can’t be trusted to keep the good ones.

Who in the heck needs two hours of the Biggest Loser?  The two hosts on that show have gender issues.  And the contestants, will they never stop crying?!

Could you please do us all a favor and get rid of Knight Rider?  That show sucked the first time.

One more thing NBC.  Quit Being DUMB!!

ABC and CBS could one of  you please pick this show up?  One of you has that dumb show called Grey’s Anatomy.  Maybe you could cancel that and put My Own Worst Enemy in its spot?

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Top 10 Reasons David Letterman Is A Freakin Moron

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David Letterman and Bill OReillyNumber 10: He coughs like an idiot between jokes.

Number 9: NBC was smart enough not to let him replace Johnny Carson.

Number 8: He assumes everybody in the room is a liberal.

Number 7: His top 10′s stink.

Number 6: He doesn’t know squat about politics.

Number 5: If he stays on the air he does know that Conan will be his competition right?

Number 4: He’s moody with conservative guests.

Number 3: His jokes aren’t that funny.

Conan O'BrienNumber 2: His interaction with his music guy is just strange.

And the number 1 reason David Letterman is a freakin moron, see number 8.

*David Letterman can also be a nice guy.

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Humanity To Die 4 Days Before Christmas

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End Of The World!?

NostradamusYou can’t run and you can’t hide because on December 21, 2012 the world is going to end!  Well according to Nostradamus and the Mayans that is.  Actually I have no clue if Nostradamus predicted this but I do know the Mayans never did.  But have no doubt Hollywood will cash in on this hoax.  12/21/12 marks the end of an era and the beginning of new one according to the Mayans.

Imagine what this would do to Obama’s run for reelection if the world was to end 12/21/12.  I suppose he could use his rhetoric of hope and change again.  Could you imagine if he was able to stop the world from ending?  I think he would become ruler of the world.

So what’s more dumb?  The notion that the world will end Dec 12, 2012 or Barack Obama becoming the ruler of the world?

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