Jeb Bush Defeats Barack Obama In 2012
President Bush Again?
George H. W. Bush said that he would like to see his other son, Jeb Bush, become president one day.
I am going to try and remain non-biased as possible, so I will let you decide.
I am going to give you several options to choose from.
If you don’t like my options then feel free to add you own.
Dumb Thoughts
Who would be the bigger dummy? Jeb Bush because he ran for president, because he didn’t run for president, Jeb for running against Barack Obama, for not running against Barack Obama, us the American people for voting for Jeb, or for not voting for Jeb? With that said can Jeb use his middle name if he does become president? Maybe Bush Sr. is the dummy of 1953 because he named his son Jeb. I look forward to your comments.
PS: I just checked Wikipedia and they say his real name is John Ellis. John Ellis does sound more presidential don’t you think?
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First time I’ve seen this blog. I really like it!
After considerable ponderation (that’s a Bush-ism, I think) the biggest dummy is George Sr.
What kind of name is Jeb?!?
Why so serious? Just kidding. I like your avatar and Ledger did an awesome job.
Thanks for visiting Dummies Of The Year. Thanks for your comment. Thanks for your Bush-ism.
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If JEB stands for “John Ellis Bush,” then saying “JEB Bush” is like saying “John Ellis Bush BUSH.”
I vote for his parents for being the dummies–giving his last name twice. Kind of like ATM machine–Automatic Teller Machine Machine.
Ha! I am not the only one who has noticed the ATM dumbness.
My hometown has a bank called RCB. It stands for Rogers County Bank. No problem there. It looks dumb when they say it like this RCB Bank. Rogers County Bank Bank.
i’d vote for Jeb Bush if it wasn’t for this intense, sick feeling i just got in my stomach
Thanks for the comment coffee.
What is your favorite coffee? Mine is Kaffee, from Germany.
Speaking of Barack Obama: LONG LIVE EMPEROR OBAMA!
Obama is a racial-minority individual and does not like racism:
There is bad news about George Herbert Walker Bush.
What if basically all racial-minority people would subscribe to the interpretations that George Herbert Walker Bush committed monstrous, racist, hate crimes while he was the President of the United States?
It will eventually come out: it is only a matter of time.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post. And there are at least hundreds of copies in very many countries around the world.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
You know it has been a few months since you posted this comment and all I can ask is, “What the crap are you talking about?”