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Nick Mitchell aka Norman Gentle

I missed last nights episode of American Idol because I had to go purchase a pizza from Little Caesars.  Tonight I missed the results show because I, uh, was watching Ugly Betty with my wife.  Yes it was my wife’s fault that I was watching Ugly Betty (*cough*).

I just found out on Google News that Nick Mitchell was not selected as one of the three contestants of the week to move forward on American Idol.  He is not your typical singer.  You know the type, right?  Most of the singers get up on stage and just say WO WO WO WO over and over.  Nick Mitchell was more funny than anything.  There is still hope for him though because Simon, Randy, Paula and Kara will select three wild cards that didn’t make it to advance.

Your Thoughts

Should Nick Mitchell move forward as a wildcard or would that be a dumb move on the part of the judges?

Mmmm Doughnuts

The Simpsons have been going strong for 20 years now and have just signed on for 2 more seasons.  When they finish the series they will have a total of 493 episodes.  I think they should get 7 more episodes so they can have a total of 500 episodes.  Seriously they should just go for 20 more seasons and we can enjoy 1000 shows.  How many years would it take to get through the reruns?

Your Thoughts

What is your favorite Simpsons episode?

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Bobby Jindal’s Republican Response

Last night the official Republican Response was addressed by Louisiana’s Governor Bobby Jindal.  Who thought that volcano monitoring was a bad idea and that President Obama shouldn’t spend the tax payers money on this pointless endeavor.  I agree that spending money so someone can babysit a volcano would be a waste of time.  What point is there in that really?  I mean the village idiot could sit at the top of the Volcano so that he could inform everyone when it exploded.  Too bad Jindal had it wrong.  That’s right, Jindal heard Volcano Monitoring when in actuality it was Volcano Monitors.

Save Your Marriage With Volcano Monitors

President Obama realizes that 1 in 2 marriages end in divorce and that this ultimately hurts our economy.  Obama’s new slogan for his save the marriage stimulus package is Save The Marriage – Save The World.  How does he propose to save marriages?  With a little device called Volcano Monitors.  A Volcano Monitor is a device that is attached to your wife’s arm that keeps track of her blood pressure much like a heart monitor does, but this is better (don’t ask me how, it just is).  When you begin running your mouth at your wife and say things that you will later regret her volcano monitor starts beeping loudly.  So loud that it will cause you to lose your train of thought and promptly shut your mouth and thus ending the argument.

This man is happy after buying a Volcano Monitor for each of his 6 wives!

Obama Brings Hope To Our Economy

With 100% of marriages succeeding Obama knows that this will mean more spending.  More spending equals more money in his America’s pocket.  Each monitor cost 40 US dollars and can be purchased at Radio Shack and Walmart.  No need to worry about the price though because the government will send each household one 40 dollar off coupon making it easy and affordable to *receive your volcano monitor.