[This is part of the How to do Everything Correctly Series. Check out the other posts!]
It’s Getting Hot In Here!
- Do you live in the northern part of the United States? Send your woman on a trip to Texas in the middle of July.
- Ask her to cook grease splattering bacon for you in the nude.
- Flush the toilet when she is in the shower.
- Get a lock on the tanning bed.
- Send her on a one way trip to the sun.
Not only will these 5 tips make your woman hot, they will also make her steamed! Try these tips only if you’re Dumb!
Are you Dumb for asking her to cook the bacon or is she for doing it?
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Good question
These sure are the best tips for getting a woman hot I have ever come across. I bet the title pulled in the big stats. Oh, gotta go, Michelle is in the shower & I have a toilet to flush…
I am still waiting for the tons of hits. I am probably competing against 100,000 blog posts about the same topic. And those other posts are probably written by women!
I am sure your wife is appreciative. If I had a paypal account she could give me a tip.
I guess women know what women like better than us blokes…
You sure can say that again… but then WordPress would recognize it as a duplicate comment and it wouldn’t get posted.
I guess women know what women like better than us blokes…
No it didn’t recognise the duplication so I got away with it & pulled a fast one on WordPress…
I’m in the process of contacting Matt Mullenweg and letting him know that you breached WordPress security!
I hope this won’t incur a Juihad. I don’t have time to go into hiding…
Well no need to worry. Matt’s secretary has me on hold… it has been 12 hours!
I can think of five equally dumb ways to make a man hot.
You should do a post about it and then we can interlink our posts.