[This is part of the How to do Everything Correctly Series. Check out the other posts!]
If you are depressed and you want to overcome the depression then you are in the wrong place because I am going to share with you unproven methods on how to overcome depression. PS: Even Tom Cruise thinks you’re in the wrong place.
- Get Over It – Easier said than done.
- Threaten Your Serotonin Receptors – Just tell the serotonin in your brain to start reproducing. Also it doesn’t hurt to give it an empty threat like, “Serotonin start working or so help me God!”
- Smile – You feel sad? Smile more. Isn’t working? Then you’re not smiling big enough.
- Purchase A Tanning Bed – When the sun doesn’t shine people tend to be more depressed. Well tell the sun to kiss where it doesn’t shine and just lay down in a tanning bed all day. You will probably get skin cancer but at least you will be happy.
- Your Turn – Share in the comments what other myths there are for overcoming depression.
If you try these methods you are guaranteed to be overcoming severe depression.
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“Turn that frown upside down!” Last time I tried to do that, I sprained my hand trying a handstand.
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That’s one way to get that frown upside down.