7 Keys To A Crappy Marriage

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Don’t Save The Marriage

Is your marriage going great but you want it to all go down hill?  Well you have come to the right place because I am going to share with you the 7 Keys To A Crappy Marriage.

1. Push Your Spouse – First thing in the morning when they come up to give you a hug, just push them over.  Don’t do it so hard that it is considered domestic violence.  Just a gentle nudge that let’s them know something is up.
2. Bring Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Home – I don’t know why but for some reason it sets them over the edge when you hookup.
3. Wear Their Underwear – Guys, just don’t like it too much okay.
4. Insult Their Looks – Tell them how Brad Pitt or Megan Fox looks better in comparison to them.
5. Spill Their Drink – When driving down the road and they are trying to sip their Diet Coke just gently stomp on the brake.
6. Say No To Everything – Do you love other women?  “No.”  Am I the most beautiful woman in the world?  “No.”
7. Toilet Seat Manners Ignored – Men go ahead and keep the toilet seat down.  Their booty might get soaked in your urine but at least they won’t fall into the toilet water.

What other dumb ideas can you think of that make for a crappy marriage.  Also don’t seriously do these things unless you are looking to be miserable.

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