Have you heard that Bald is Beautiful? This is true most of the time. I haven’t had any hair for 10 years now. I also feel sorry for you if you are a man who still has a head full of beautiful locks because more than likely you will lose it eventually. HA HA HA 
When Bald Isn’t Beautiful
Bald isn’t beautiful when men are in denial about their hair loss. You know who I am talking about. It’s those men who try to cover their bald spots with a hideous comb over. Case in point:
How to Make Bald Beautiful
There is just one rule to making your balding head beautiful. Shave it. You don’t have to shave your hair completely off but you should cut it one length.
I actually prefer to cut my hair extremely short once or twice a week. At first I feared doing this because I was afraid I was going to look bald. Guess what? I am bald! I wasn’t fooling anybody by keeping my hair long and ugly.
I look more sharp because I just shave it really short. No worries about the wind blowing my bad comb over over.
Bald Wrap Up
- If you are going bald just learn to accept it. The sooner the better.
- Purchase a pair of shears and buzz your hair down. It doesn’t have to be extremely short, just the same length all over.
- You aren’t fooling anybody with a comb over. Other people can literally see right through what you are trying to do.
- If other men pick on you about your balding scalp then just tell them that they are next. It happens to most men to some extent. When they are panicking because of their hair loss you will already be over yours and feel more confident than them.
- Get in shape. You can’t control your balding head but you can control the size of your waist.
3 Questions – Answer Any or All
- Are you going bald?
- If not, do you worry about going bald?
- Do you have any other tips for making bald beautiful?
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Once I start going bald, I am going the Howie Mandel route. It’s starting to thin a bit. Once it becomes obvious, I will shave it all off.
I really think you should do the comb over and tell everyone, “Ahmnodt bald.”
I keep mine really short all over. I don’t get why anyone would want a combover, they’re not fooling anyone (Dad this includes you)The 1st bloke looks like Manuel from Fawlty Towers.
Thank you Tony for no comb overs!!
Who’s Manuel. Time to go Google.
1. No, No, No!
2. NO!! I told you NO!!
3. Stop picking on me!!!
Breath Binky! Breath!
There was a politician here locally that had a combover. I wouldn’t vote for him saying if he can’t be honest with himself that he is bald, he can’t be honest with me.
So do you have a problem with vice presidents who sport hair plugs?
There’s a bloke who goes to our church who has a better/worse combover than any of these. Now how can I get a photo??? I know on Sunday I will sit behind him & using my spy-phonecam… No, Michelle will slap me if I try that….
My church that I used to go to back home had a church directory with pictures!
Of course you run the risk of losing some of your reward someday.
“Well done good and faithful servant… except for that comb over picture you stole from the church directory.” -God