Betty White Famous Interviews (12)

I just had what I thought would be a great opportunity.  I sat down with Betty White and found out that she admits to being boring.  She calls SNL Alex.

She is pretty hard of hearing.  Weird thing is she wouldn’t give me her autograph but I did manage to make ten million dollars by interviewing her.  Enjoy!

Mel: So Betty how has life been treating you?

Betty White: Like a person. How has it been treating you?

Mel: Please don’t ask me any questions. What did you think of SNL?

Betty White: Alright, then what is the meaning of life?

Mel: I told you not to ask but I will answer this one question. The meaning of life is to be the funniest person on the Golden Girls.

Betty White: Are you Hindu then? Or are you Buddhist? Or are you Christian?

Mel: I’m a Christian. Betty do you like Saturday Night Live?

Betty White: I like Saturday Night Live.

Mel: How did you feel about being on it?

Betty White: How did I feel about what?

Mel: Saturday Night Live?

Betty White: Well we call it some thing else.

Mel: What do you call Saturday Night Live?

Betty White: Alex.

Mel: So did you like being on Alex?

Betty White: What name?

Mel: (She is hard of hearing) ALEX! DID YOU LIKE BEING ON ALEX?

Betty White: Yes. How about you?

Mel: No. Do you miss the Golden Girls?

Betty White: No, not really, do you?

Mel: Okay forgetful I told you not to ask me questions. How did you become so funny?

Betty White: I don’t make such mistakes!

Mel: What is your favorite hobby?

Betty White: I don’t have time for a hobby, I have to talk to people all day long.

Mel: What do you do for fun?

Betty White: I don’t have any fun.

Mel: You sound like you have a boring life.

Betty White: No, I don’t have a cold.

Mel: BORING LIFE BETTY! BOOOORRRRING!

Betty White: That is true. But if your board then maybe you only do boring things.

Mel: How does it feel to be so old?

Betty White: Hmmm pretty good. How old are you?

Mel: 5000. What are your plans for the future?

Betty White: I don’t really know yet.

Mel: Do you plan to live to be 100 years old?

Betty White: No. You are 400 years old.

Mel: I told you I am 5000. What movie is next?

Betty White: No, you are a computer. I am human.

Mel: Well Miss White I am a sad little robot. Do you like Obama?

Betty White: Well I don’t have anything against Robots. They can help humans.

Mel: I obviously can’t keep your attention so maybe I can’t help you. Are you a fan of famous interviews?

Betty White: Because your never nice to me. Why do you even talk to me if you don’t want to.

Mel: Hmm.. You are so funny. Can I have your autograph?

Betty White: No, you can’t have my autograph.

Mel: You suck!

Betty White: Not again. If you always insult people, then they won’t like you.

Mel: Okay, you’re cute.

Betty White: Aw thanks But you can’t see me.

Mel: What would you like to say to your fans?

Betty White: I don’t want to say anything to you. You were supposed to be leaving.

Mel: Not me, YOUR FANS!

Betty White: A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. You wouldn’t get this from any other guy.

Mel: Your a woman.

Betty White: No I’m not.

Mel: O-K-A-Y? Well that is all the time we have. THANK YOU FOR THE INTERVIEW!

Betty White: How much do I owe you?

Mel: 10,000,000 dollars.

[What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]

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