Dummies of the Year

Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives. I’m looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has had such a significance for so many. -David Hasselhoff

You know the one thing that’s wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say. -Bill Clinton

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. -Brooke Shields

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win. -Doug Collins

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.  -Roseanne