Charlie Sheen’s My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option tour stopped by Dummies of the Year today to answer some very intelligent questions by this site’s only best commenters!

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Bearman from Bearman Cartoons asks:

Bearman: “So have you trademarked ‘winning’ and are you planning to sue every kid who made $3 off that word by selling tshirts with it?

Charlie: “I will have when I find out where the widget goes.”

Bearman: “Can you even spell winning in your state of mind?”

Charlie: “I think so.”

Bearman: How does Mel always get the exclusives with you?

Charlie: “It has everything to deal with me.”

Ahmnodt Heare from Ahmnodt Heare for President asks:

Ahmnodt: “Have you ever been to Bearman Cartoons?”

Charlie: “I want to go to Istanbul.”

Ahmnodt: “Can GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?”

Charlie: “Bit of an attitude problem?”

Mel: “Since you are a guest on Dummies of the Year, I think you should answer the question jack stink!”

Charlie: “Good for you, being angry for the truth – that would be really sad.”

Ahmnodt: “What do you look for in a Presidential candidate?”

Charlie: “Nice, Intelligent, Loves Me, Handsome.”

Laura Brusseau from Dreaming Awake, With Eyes Wide Shut asks:

Laura: “Have you ever regretted lighting yourself up with this publicity?”

Charlie: “No, but I hear it is a very good book. Would you recommend it?”

Laura: “Would you support my bill to the government?”

Charlie: “One is named max and has curly brown hair. He is a year older than me. The other is Quinton who is short, tan, and my age.”

Laura: “Are you having fun and being safe?”

Charlie: “Yes. You have come a long way since the first time we’ve talked.”

Binky from The Wombania Comic Strip asks:

Binky: “Are you proud of yourself the way you’ve used your celebrity status to further important causes?”

Charlie: “Not really, since you don’t have a spirit.”

Mel: “That was a little uncalled for Charlie!”

Charlie: “Yes, but amusing none-the-less.”

Binky: “How is it your friends and family have let you go on like you have?”

Charlie: “Free will is defined by the individual.”

Binky: “Would you agree to a PET scan? I’d like to determine if you have any functioning brain cells left.”

Charlie: “In west philadelphia born and raised.”

Tony McGurk from Life According to Tony asks:

Tony: “I used to like your earlier movies. So tell me how did you go from being a promising young actor to being such a complete moron?”

Charlie: “I am not paid.” :-(

Tony: “Do you prefer McDonald’s or Burger King?”

Charlie: “I prefer Burger King to Taco Bell.”

Tony: “When are you going to grow up & stop all these stupid antics because I’m sick of seeing your face on the news?”

Charlie: “When I get some taco shells.”

 

Friggin Loon from The Friggin Loon asks:

Loon: “Is that your real hair?”

Charlie: “Yes and you’re old.”

Loon: “Why weren’t you in Wall Street II or is that an awkward question?”

Charlie: “I was not talking in German.”

Mel: “Can you say something in German for us?”

Charlie: “Ich spreche Deutsch.”

Loon: “Can I have your dad’s autograph?”

Charlie: “Sure! Anna Banana Fee Fi Fo Fana.”

Mel: “Thanks for the interview Charlie.  Are there any words of wisdom you would like to share with us?”

Charlie: “Maybe they just don’t feel like playing that particular game. Ask him or her if they want to play some other game.”

[Disclaimer: What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to our questions.]

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