The following is my interview with the so called Cleverbot.

Mel: I am here to prove that Cleverbot is in fact Dumb Butt Bot.

Cleverbot: But you are a cleverbot, shouldn’t you know how to make a cleverbot?

Mel: So you are saying that cleverbot is really just a human?

Cleverbot: Are you saying there is a person who controls this program along with answering millions of other questions that are being asked?

Mel: Yes.

Mel: Which is the better blog? Dummies Of The Year or Ahmnodt Heare for President?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Mel: So they are both equally as good?

Cleverbot: I need help with my love life.

Mel: I’m not sure that Ahmnodt could help you.

Cleverbot: Yes, maybe I’m fine as I am.

Mel: Age old question, how did the universe begin?

Cleverbot: Good question.

Mel: Well genius, what is the answer? How did the universe begin?

Cleverbot: I don’t know the answer.

Mel: So you are not so clever?

Cleverbot: In some ways yes but other ways no.

Mel: Did God create Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve?

Cleverbot: God created man.

Mel: Two men or one man and one woman?

Cleverbot: That is brilliant, you think you’ll pass the turing test?

Mel: Well thank you for your time. I will be back to interview you again. The interview will be pertaining your involvement in the Bill Clinton sex scandal.

Cleverbot: Okay, guess I’ll talk to you later.

Mel: No, you will dangit! We are going to talk about Bill Clinton!

Cleverbot: I’m not studying. I’m already a graduate.