Today’s post is simple. I want to ask you if you would take the NZT Clear Pill. If not, I want to hear your reasons why in the comments.
So, would you take the NZT Clear Pill?
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Today’s post is simple. I want to ask you if you would take the NZT Clear Pill. If not, I want to hear your reasons why in the comments.
So, would you take the NZT Clear Pill?
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I was all ready to call until I heard the side effects.
What, are you afraid of death or something?
Well, with the drugs I take for my migraines, about the only one of those symptoms I haven’t had is sudden death. (At least, I think I haven’t. Then again, this COULD be the afterlife…..) So I’d have to say heck yeah, especially if it would cure the migraines! After all, what are a few little…….
Hmm, what were we talking about? And where did all this red stuff on my hands come from? Excuse me, I have to go wash my hands – and clean off my favourite bayonet. Dang, this red stuff is everywhere! Now I wonder where our new neighbor got off to? Gotta go see…….
Maybe this IS the afterlife. Think of it this way – if you didn’t qualify for the harp and halo, could you think of anything more horrific than being stalked and annoyed by a guy who talks to a goat and collects swords? (In my case, this would be heaven – people who laugh at my jokes and think I’m interesting!)
And if you’re looking for me, head east out of Columbus, Ohio, until you hit the official Middle Of Nowhere. Hang a right, go just past the second church (in a town with no other industries), and look for the house with concrete alligators on the porch railings. (You think I’m kidding?!?)
Whatever you do, don’t try snorting any kind of drugs while also sniffing glue. Don’t ask why – just TRUST me on this one! (Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to get glued-together …. um … never mind.)
Can you imagine what would happen if one snorted glue?
Sadly a lot of people probably would take such a pill if it existed. Most of them would end up sharp and dead.
They would be deadly sharp like a samurai sword I tell’s ya!
People take plenty of other dangerous drugs for whatever stupid reasons so why not NZT???
Which brand of glue do you recommend?
Hmmm… wait a minute, I already have all those side effects! YES to NZT!!! haha, but seriously no. I want to continue enjoying my simple life, waking up every Saturday mornings to watch cartoons
NZT does not equal simple, that’s for sure.
Best Saturday morning cartoon, what is it?
I don’t know I’ve ever successfully taken a pill.
I’ve spit out one or two (after making eerie gurgly noises), though.
Maybe they make a NZT Clear Lozenge for people like you.
Or they could make a suppository form. Give a new meaning to the term “smart-ass”.
)
(Oh, come on, you were just WAITING for me to say that!
lol
That’s great!
That “humans only use 10% of their brains” statistic really bugs me; it’s been at least five years since that well-known rumor was proven false, and yet you still hear it everywhere, including on the website of the Clear Pill. Their ignorance, or blatant lies if they know any better, is enough to keep me from wanting to try this. I wouldn’t trust my life with something if it’s creators didn’t know what the hell they were talking about.
On the other hand, though, it does sound awesome. I’d like to experience the effects, there’s no denying that.
Hey Scholar Mel! There was a podcast launched recently on being ‘Limitless’ in real life. I bet you would like it, it’s completely free, entertaining and very educational. We review NZT like Neurotrophic supplements. Check it out http://www.LimitlessMindset.com/Podcast.html