I know what not to do when doing the deed. I haven’t a clue on the do’s but the do not’s, well, let’s just say that I am an expert.
1. Snore
Because it’s distracting!
2. Text
Not even if you’re sexting Brett Favre!
3. Watch Television
Cartoons, Star Wars and even adult-based films are off limits!
4. Draw Your Next WebComic
Most of my audience is guilty of this one!
5. Talk
Ladies, you know who you are!
6. Check Your Blog Stats
We’re blogging nerds but let’s not be stupid!
7. No Jokes
Because this is not the time to be a comedian!
8. No Reading
Please study your copy of Lover-Making for Dummies before hand!
9. No Strutting
Major turn off… so I’m told!
10. Do Not Pass Gas
Feel free to lend your Do Not Tips in the comments But please keep in mind that this is a PG13 Site.
Sound advice. If i may be at liberty, I would add “soft food only.” Corn chips strategically placed can be painful.
Good idea because I believe in safe sex.
Phew, glad to see there was no secretly filming on the list!
Just make sure that your camera doesn’t beep too loud when the batteries get low.
Have to agree with Friggin Loon on the camera thing, although secretly isn’t done ’round these parts.
Mel, I’m gonna have to agree with all of you suggestions -particularly the snoring. Makes a gal feel left out somehow.
One caveat: No TV? Have a serious issue with the latter genre mentioned. Gives you and your honey a bit of spice sometimes.
Just from what I’ve read. Of course.
A woman who has a problem with no TV! Hmm…
Wait, you read about this somewhere? You’re breaking rule #8.
Shame!
No jokes? Come on! If you can’t have a giggle naked, when can you have a giggle?
For me it kind of goes hand in hand with rule #1.
No laundry and ironing is definitely out of the question.
Well, old people are allowed to do the deed and iron at the same time because I hear they have a lot of wrinkles.
Great advice Mel. No texting??? Are you kidding me? What if I get an important text & need to reply? I’m sure my wife would understand tyhe importance. What about sexting???
No sexting only if it is Brett Favre! Wait, was it even if it is Brett Favre.
Go ahead Tony and try texting. See how your wife responds
ZZZzzz
Huh? Wuh?
LOL!
Okay, let see. You were:
Sleeping and blogging. You broke two rules.
HAHA!
Note to self, stop snoring while having sex..
Sex, who said anything about sex… oh, wait
Well, at least, I can THINK of my next webcomic while in the midst. That will help.
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Will help who? And if it is you, how?