As most of you already know, I moved from Just Host to Dream Host. In the process I lost my Dummy IQ Quiz. This means I need to make a new one.
Help Me Cheat!
I would love for you, my readers, to offer a question with the answer (and an optional reason) in the comments below.
The format would go something like the following:
Question: How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?
Answer: Chuck Norris.
(Optional) Reason: The sum of Chuck Norris is always Chuck Norris.
Bring your A game. I look forward to what you have to offer!
PS: And of course this is the cheat sheet, because if anybody ever found it, they would have all of the correct answers.
How many Wombies could a … well, I guess that one has been done. How about this utterly fascinating fact: What is the world’s largest burrowing mammal?
You’re right, me! Well, a wombat. I don’t just sit around all day eating chocolate like Winky, you know.
@Binky Awesome. I will be adding it to the list
@Binky Oh I know, giant were-rabbits!!! It’s true I saw it on the Wallace & Gromit movie
@Tony McGurk@Binky I saw that one also. Good stuff.
Q: What percentage of the articles on Wikipedia are completely accurate
A: 92% (source: Wikipedia)
That’s hilarious.
Q: What do you get when you cross a helicopter with an elephant and a rhino?
A: Hell if I know.
@ButterSword I always heard it like this:
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino.
A: Elephino.
But I’ll use yours because you’re a good guy Mr. Sword.
So… the Chuck Norris question will be on the quiz? Because now that I know that I feel like I deserve a study break.
@SpilledInkGuy Remember, you’re not only the student but also the teacher. Where was your question
The emu and kangaroo appear on Australia’s coat of arms because they can’t go backwards!!!!
@frigginloon Okay, I’ll add it. I wonder what Tony will think
Wait, are you also from Australia?
@frigginloon I didn’t know that.
Q: What is the cutest dog breed in the world?
A. Poodles
Reason: Because we really are
No they’re not Chinese Cresteds are
I will make sure to say that this question was submitted by a poodle.
I will make sure to say that this question was submitted by a poodle.
Q: Why is Tasmania a wonderful place
A: Because it’s shaped like a heart
(Reason) Because that’s the shape of it.
@Tony McGurk Perfect! Thanks Tony