Are you tired of the earth being trashed? Well don’t worry because I feel the same as you. I have come up with 10 ideas that will save the planet.
- Paint all your light bulbs green.
- Send your shrubs a card that says, “I was thinking of you”.
- When you litter use paper instead of plastic, better yet use a tote.
- Feel your car’s tank up with sugar instead of gas because it is sweeter for the environment.
- Go hug a tree.
- Go shoot a lumberjack.
- Turn off all the lights in your house at 10:00 pm and try to read.
- Have *unprotected sex because we know that latex is bad for the environment.
- Drive your Hummer only on the weekdays.
- Pull a Uni-bomber, use your own feces to grow a garden.
*Don’t be a dummy. Use a condom.
Do you have any Earth Day tips?
[This is part of The Unappreciated Blog Posts series]
Wash your coal before burning it. Burning clean coal is responsible.
What kind of soap do you recommend?
Filled my car with sugar. It conked out on the highway causing a back up and tons of idling cars to pollute the earth. Gee thanks
Glad I could help. I hope those were Christmas shoppers that were backed up.
I only buy things made in China, that way all our factories close down and we won’t have anymore greenhouse gas emissions. Let them pollute themselves senseless. Always thinking!!!!
Good thinking Loon! China is such a wonderful country that something bad needs to happen there.
We always have big, thick steaks, because we figure the more of the grass eating, methane producing cows we eat, the better for the environment. We also burn lumberyard scraps, which is clean wood versus dirty coal. After all, I’ve seen Murphy’s Wood Soap, but never Murphy’s Coal Soap.
I once joked with my brother about how cows with their methane gas were destroying the ozone layer. He got mad and then I found out that my joke had truth to it.