The Easter Bunny took the time to hop on over to Dummies of the Year, chomp on a carrot and just share his heart. Apparently he thought I was a psychiatrist because he probably shared a little bit too much. I couldn’t get him to put down the Jack Rabbit Whiskey either.
Enjoy this disturbing interview with the Easter Bunny.
Mel: What is your favorite Easter candy?
E. Bunny: Cinnamon candy.
Mel: Cinnamon over chocolate?
E. Bunny: No I like chocolate pizza.
Mel: What is the true meaning of Easter?
E. Bunny: Death.
Mel: Is the Easter Bunny a little depressed these days?
E. Bunny: Oh no! Do you still love me?
Mel: I think you are swell but I would appreciate it if you could drop off the candy without getting into my vegetable garden.
E. Bunny: I think I’m dumb.
Mel: Don’t be so hard on yourself. What are your thoughts on Hugh Hefner perverting your bunny logo?
E. Bunny: Oh, I adore Lady Gaga, especially the meat dress!
Mel: Who is more Easter? The Easter Bunny or Jesus?
E. Bunny: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
Mel: Are you philosophical and religious?
E. Bunny: Yes.. I’m Marx.
Mel: You are Karl Marx?
E. Bunny: No, I am Neko.
Mel: How do you feel about Jesus?
E. Bunny: I feel like a cherry at the top of a birthday cake.
Mel: I hate cherries.
E. Bunny: Let’s hate them together.
Mel: What would you tell the children?
E. Bunny: It’s not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Mel: Do you have any wisdom to share with today’s readers?
E. Bunny: Do you have any ideas about making me a better person?
Help the Easter Bunny out. Give him one idea that will make him a better person bunny. Share in the comments.
[Disclaimer: What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]
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Who is Neko? I don’t remember him being one of the Marx Brothers.
There is not one Neko Marx in the google search engine. Once this post gets index there should be one.
He was the black sheep of the family who went into journalism instead of comedy. They never forgave him and erased him from the family’s history.
Hmm… that is one possibility.
There is a reference to Neko in Wikipedia the oracle of all knowledge. Apparently Neko is Japanese for cat but also has a number of other uses. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko
See I can not only write nonsensical nonsense on my blog I have educational properties too…
What are you doing Tony!? Don’t be edumacating people on Dummies of the Year.
You do this and they’ll get too smart to read my utterly ridiculous posts
And the Easter Bunny is usually such a private, well-reserved kinda guy. I’m glad you were able to get him to open up some.
I think the Easter Bunny actually thought this was a private conversation. I think he should go see a real psychiatrist considering how I just play one on this blog.
Perhaps you should open him up with a meat cleaver Mel. Baked & served with roast vegetables. Mmmm….
Yeah, but then who is going to deliver all those chocolate eggs? I ain’t doing it.
HA!
Sounds like the Easter Bunny could use an egg-sized helping of Prozac.
I wrote him a script for Viagra. I am always getting Viagra and Prozac confused.
That’s very easy to do.
If the confusion lasts longer than 4 hours, however…
Hey, either way he’ll be happy
Chocolate pizza! I never realized the Easter bunny was such a genius. Why doesn’t he give us chocolate pizza(s) for Easter?
I know. It’s frustrating isn’t it?
That is one sad looking Easter bunny. Looks like something my granny would knit up
Heavy sigh!
From the look on his face it appears that his best friend just died.
Yes, the sock
Sock died??!!
Yeah but what did Sock ever do for us?
Perhaps the Easter Bunny could do some charity work during the off-season.
Fur who? Get it? I said FUR who? HA HA HA
You touched on Hugh Hefner but forgot to ask if he is gunna do a Playboy Easter Bunny nude centrefold.
All I could think of the whole way through was rabbit stew.
“Be vewy qwiet I’m hunting wabbat ha ha ha ha…”
“You touched on Hugh Hefner but forgot to ask if he is gunna do a Playboy Easter Bunny nude centrefold.”
Wouldn’t that be a Playgirl centerfold since the Easter Bunny is a dude… at least I think he is a dude.
I love Elmer Fudd.