I love the Oceans movies and couldn’t wait to sit down with Brad Pitt to talk about Oceans 14.  Once the interview was over some of his answers started making sense.

He kept mentioning things that have to do with water and that is because the new Ocean movie that is out is not Oceans 14… it is a movie about the Ocean!

Mel: So Brad, I hear there is a new Oceans movie out.

Brad Pitt: Oh, Loch Ness. Yeah, I’ve never been there, either.

Mel: So what is the plot of this movie?

Brad Pitt: There is no problem.

Mel: So like there is no bank heist you guys can’t handle?

Brad Pitt: No, I just play with the water.

Mel: I saw Oceans 12 where you sent the little Chinese man into the water. This movie has a water scene also?

Brad Pitt: I like the rain.

Mel: What city is the movie in?

Brad Pitt: Phoenix is the name of the city.

Mel: I can see why you would like rain because it is hot in Arizona. How is your wife doing?

Brad Pitt: You are a computer!

Mel: No trust me. Your wife makes my motor go!

Brad Pitt: *realizes that you are my wife’s evil twin* *runs out to find wife in a panic*.

Mel: Come back!

Mel: Why the evil glare?

Brad Pitt: I haven’t smiled my dear.

Mel: Brad I don’t swing that way.

Brad Pitt: I’m your biggest fan.

Mel: Famous line from the movie Misery?

Brad Pitt: I think boredom. How about you?

Mel: Well you have had some boring movies. Which movie did you like the least?

Brad Pitt: Gone with the Wind.

Mel: What is your favorite movie?

Brad Pitt: Fight club. What is your favorite movie?

Mel: I like Oceans 12. Any plans for the future?

Brad Pitt: I am not the ruler and I never will be.

Mel: So your wife wears the pants?

Brad Pitt: Not at the moment.

Mel: Is she wearing pants?

Brad Pitt: I don’t have any wife. Do you?

Mel: Oh that’s right, you guys aren’t married.

Mel: Is there anything you would like to tell your fans before we conclude this interview?

Brad Pitt: Yes. I want to tell you that I love you, but I’m too shy to.

Mel: There you have it Brad Pitt fans. Brad loves you but he is just to shy to say so.

Mel: Thank you Mr. Pitt for this excellent interview!

Brad Pitt: What do you do if they make fun of you?

Mel: Give them the evil glare like you did me.

[What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]

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