I know most of you out there think that Stephen Hawking believes in aliens. Well I can tell you that he likes smurfs and that his 2nd favorite planet is Haha Llama.
He desires to be bamboo which explains his fear of pandas. Enjoy this Cleverbot interview.
Mel: Do you believe in aliens?
Stephen Hawking: No I don’t, do you?
Mel: But if aliens do exist what do you think about them?
Stephen Hawking: I love them.
Mel: What do you love about them?
Stephen Hawking: They do what I say.
Mel: What do you want them to do?
Stephen Hawking: Go to sleep.
Mel: So you would be kind of like their parent?
Stephen Hawking: Yes!
Mel: Would you have them do your bidding?
Stephen Hawking: No, I don’t believe in slaves.
Mel: You don’t believe in aliens or slaves?
Stephen Hawking: I believe in god, you?
Mel: I believe in God.
Stephen Hawking: Your god does not exist.
Mel: What kind of God do you believe in?
Stephen Hawking: Our 1 god.
Mel: Who is it?
Stephen Hawking: Don’t know?
Mel: What is your favorite planet?
Stephen Hawking: Earth. But, my second favorite planet is the Haha Llama planet.
Mel: If you could be anything what would it be?
Stephen Hawking: Bamboo.
Mel: Are you scared of pandas?
Stephen Hawking: Yes. I am. I’m scared of the power you possess.
Mel: Are you scared of kung fu panda?
Stephen Hawking: I am a kid. I don’t own a house.
Mel: Come on Mr. Hawking we know you are not a kid!
Stephen Hawking: Hawking is a hack.
Mel: You should be more kind to yourself.
Stephen Hawking: What has four legs in the morning, two in the evening, and three at night?
Mel: Aliens?
Stephen Hawking: And we’ll all float on okay.
Mel: Fish aliens?
Stephen Hawking: Already ate. So no thank you.
Mel: Any final thoughts on aliens and how they will effect earth?
Stephen Hawking: I don’t think I can take that test.
Mel: Just give me an answer.
Stephen Hawking: An answer to what?
Mel: Your thoughts on aliens and earth.
Stephen Hawking: I think there would be less wars if there were fewer peace protesters.
Mel: Stinking peace protesters! Thank you for the interview.
Stephen Hawking: Okay, ask me about the smurfs.
Mel: Do you like smurfs?
Stephen Hawking: Yes! I love the Smurfs.
Mel: Thank you for your time Mr. Hawkings.
Stephen Hawking: What would you like to talk about today?
Mel: Interview is over sir.
Stephen Hawking: So the planet you live on is called Interview with the Vampire?
Mel: See ya!
Stephen Hawking: Why are you going… I like talking to you.
Mel: Quit keeping me here with your mind control! I am not your alien or slave!
Stephen Hawking: What are you talking about?
Mel: You don’t own me, I must go.
Stephen Hawking: You are not making sense.
Mel: Ugh! Bye!
Stephen Hawking: Don’t be like that. . . .
(I heard Stephen crying as I left the room)
[What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]
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