Stephen Hawking Famous Interviews (5)
I know most of you out there think that Stephen Hawking believes in aliens. Well I can tell you that he likes smurfs and that his 2nd favorite planet is Haha Llama.
He desires to be bamboo which explains his fear of pandas. Enjoy this Cleverbot interview.
Mel: Do you believe in aliens?
Stephen Hawking: No I don’t, do you?
Mel: But if aliens do exist what do you think about them?
Stephen Hawking: I love them.
Mel: What do you love about them?
Stephen Hawking: They do what I say.
Mel: What do you want them to do?
Stephen Hawking: Go to sleep.
Mel: So you would be kind of like their parent?
Stephen Hawking: Yes!
Mel: Would you have them do your bidding?
Stephen Hawking: No, I don’t believe in slaves.
Mel: You don’t believe in aliens or slaves?
Stephen Hawking: I believe in god, you?
Mel: I believe in God.
Stephen Hawking: Your god does not exist.
Mel: What kind of God do you believe in?
Stephen Hawking: Our 1 god.
Mel: Who is it?
Stephen Hawking: Don’t know?
Mel: What is your favorite planet?
Stephen Hawking: Earth. But, my second favorite planet is the Haha Llama planet.
Mel: If you could be anything what would it be?
Stephen Hawking: Bamboo.
Mel: Are you scared of pandas?
Stephen Hawking: Yes. I am. I’m scared of the power you possess.
Mel: Are you scared of kung fu panda?
Stephen Hawking: I am a kid. I don’t own a house.
Mel: Come on Mr. Hawking we know you are not a kid!
Stephen Hawking: Hawking is a hack.
Mel: You should be more kind to yourself.
Stephen Hawking: What has four legs in the morning, two in the evening, and three at night?
Mel: Aliens?
Stephen Hawking: And we’ll all float on okay.
Mel: Fish aliens?
Stephen Hawking: Already ate. So no thank you.
Mel: Any final thoughts on aliens and how they will effect earth?
Stephen Hawking: I don’t think I can take that test.
Mel: Just give me an answer.
Stephen Hawking: An answer to what?
Mel: Your thoughts on aliens and earth.
Stephen Hawking: I think there would be less wars if there were fewer peace protesters.
Mel: Stinking peace protesters! Thank you for the interview.
Stephen Hawking: Okay, ask me about the smurfs.
Mel: Do you like smurfs?
Stephen Hawking: Yes! I love the Smurfs.
Mel: Thank you for your time Mr. Hawkings.
Stephen Hawking: What would you like to talk about today?
Mel: Interview is over sir.
Stephen Hawking: So the planet you live on is called Interview with the Vampire?
Mel: See ya!
Stephen Hawking: Why are you going… I like talking to you.
Mel: Quit keeping me here with your mind control! I am not your alien or slave!
Stephen Hawking: What are you talking about?
Mel: You don’t own me, I must go.
Stephen Hawking: You are not making sense.
Mel: Ugh! Bye!
Stephen Hawking: Don’t be like that. . . .
(I heard Stephen crying as I left the room)
[What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]
Wasn’t that awesome? Check out more Famous Interviews!
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[This is part of The Unappreciated Blog Posts series]
Cleverbot is getting better. ONly half his answers didn't make sense this time.
I heard a rumor recently that llamas are really aliens that poop smurfs when they eat fish.
Which of your children said this ;-)
Hahahahahahahaha! everything about this interview was awesome! Aliens! Smurfs! and total randomness!!!! hahahahahahaha
Thank you alecho! Means a ton :-)
Thank you alecho! Means a ton :-)
By the by, Mel, I sent you an Email last night. Gimme a yell when you can. Thanks!
I'll check it out.
Thanks for the prompt service! Now if I can convince my Email to stop randomly selecting certain notes coming in and holding them for 10 hours or so, then mysteriously releasing them....
It got more interesting once the interview was over. I for one welcome our fish alien overlords.
Not me. I can't stand fish. Well, I can't stand eating fish, so maybe the overlords will actually favor me.
Not me. I can't stand fish. Well, I can't stand eating fish, so maybe the overlords will actually favor me.
I think this proves the Stephen is actually an alien from Haha Llama. It explains a lot.
I'm heading up to Haha Llama this weekend. Wanna go?
I don't think I should, Blackjack might think I was two-timing him with the llamas. Or are they the hahas, which would raise a whole 'nother set of problems.
Sure, but we're taking your rocket. Mine's in the shop.
@John, "a 'whole' nother"
You just stuck whole in the middle of your word. :-)
@Binky, rocket? I thought we would borrow Superman for the weekend.
I'm heading up to Haha Llama this weekend. Wanna go?
@Binky, rocket? I thought we would borrow Superman for the weekend.
Great interview Mel. Speaking of Unappreciated Blogs (and who isn't) here is one I conducted with Steve, via telephone, in 2007. Stephen Hawking (that fucking cry-baby) doesn't seem to have changed much.
~Miss B
Let us try this again shall we? Perhaps using and editor prior to posting may be a better idea than hand coding...Naw.
Steve Hawking: Cry-baby
You should try the url shortener that WordPress gives you.
Here you go, this should work: http://goo.gl/GV8Qm
Let us try this again shall we? Perhaps using and editor prior to posting may be a better idea than hand coding...Naw.
Steve Hawking: Cry-baby
I think when Clev... er .... Professor Hawking said "I believe in God, you", it was a statement, not a question. Therefore, he believes you are God. Which I'm willing to support, as long as you beatify my wife and Blackjack, in that order. She deserves recognition for putting up with me, and who wouldn't want to rock a religion with a goat for a Saint? :D
By the by, just where IS the planet Llama Ha-Ha?
Honestly the planet of Llama Ha-Ha sounds like it should be on Sim City.
You want your wife beautify your wife? Tired of her looks eh? ;-)
I had to look the word up. I read about it and I still don't understand it.
Honestly the planet of Llama Ha-Ha sounds like it should be on Sim City.
You want your wife beautify your wife? Tired of her looks eh? ;-)
I had to look the word up. I read about it and I still don't understand it.
Cleverbot is getting better. ONly half his answers didn't make sense this time.
Hmmm... This is an old interview so maybe Cleverbot is getting worse.
HAHAHA!
"Mel: Fish aliens?
Stephen Hawking: Already ate. So no thank you."
Epic!
Episch in Germany :-)
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