Welcome to another addition of Famous Interviews via Cleverbot.  I had the delight of sitting down with Ahmnodt Heare.  He is sort of running a political campaign, though he compared it to a dead cat.

He enjoys a game called oboe… it involves dead people I think.  He is not sure what his IQ is but that doesn’t matter because he is into world peace for single mothers.  Hide your babies around this dude!  Enjoy.

Mel: What kind of name is Ahmnodt Heare?

Ahmnodt Heare: My name.

Mel: What kind?

Ahmnodt Heare: Chevrolet Malibu.

Mel: That’s kind of girly.

Ahmnodt Heare: What do you mean?

Mel: Well with that beard it seems you are trying to hide something.

Ahmnodt Heare: Why? Are you ceduce?

Mel: What is ceduce?

Ahmnodt Heare: Corporate executive officer.

Mel: Oh, well no. I am just a sad robot blogger.

Ahmnodt Heare: Earlier you said you’re a human.

Mel: Human enough to vote for you if you like.

Ahmnodt Heare: Do you play the oboe?

Mel: What is an oboe?

Ahmnodt Heare: An object is a physical property of mass that is not alive, or breathing.

Mel: No, I don’t play dead people. Freaking weirdo!

Ahmnodt Heare: I don’t play croquet, but I do play mini-golf and curling.

Mel: Nice. How is the campaign going?

Ahmnodt Heare: The cat is dead. I think.

Mel: Oh sorry to hear that. Wait? Is cat a metaphor for campaign.

Ahmnodt Heare: Catholicism is a religion, of course. Do you know any other kinds of religions?

Mel: So are you thinking of running for the pope?

Ahmnodt Heare: I guess. If you want me to.

Mel: I think you would be a great cult leader.

Ahmnodt Heare: Do you like red pandas?

Mel: Will red pandas be our idol of worship?

Ahmnodt Heare: No.

Mel: What will be our idol?

Ahmnodt Heare: Having conversations on the computer with total strangers.

Mel: Do you think you can win?

Ahmnodt Heare: What do you think?

Mel: Well I think you need more money.

Ahmnodt Heare: I have real intelligence.

Mel: What is you IQ?

Ahmnodt Heare: I’m not sure. What’s your IQ?

Mel: 110. What is your IQ?

Ahmnodt Heare: I don’t know. Could you tell me what my IQ is?

Mel: 7

Ahmnodt Heare: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? so he could hide in the strawberry patch!

Mel: Lovely. What do you plan on doing for single mothers?

Ahmnodt Heare: Bringing peace and knowledge to the world and beyond it.

Mel: Will you ban abortion?

Ahmnodt Heare: I don’t think you’ll appreciate being poisoned, Bill.

Mel: So you think that banning abortion is equal to a poisoned bill?

Ahmnodt Heare: So you are trying to awaken the dead?

Mel: Hey man I am just trying to save the babies!

Ahmnodt Heare: Where is the baby store?

Mel: It’s right down the street. Do you have kids?

Ahmnodt Heare: Where in the world is it?

Mel: Well it is on 5th and Main.

Ahmnodt Heare: Do you like it there?

Mel: No, I like uptown.

Ahmnodt Heare: And round and round?

Mel: What is your favorite animal?

Ahmnodt Heare: My favorite animal is the cheetah.

Mel: What is your slogan?

Ahmnodt Heare: My favorite number is 7.

Mel: No that is your IQ. What is your slogan?

Ahmnodt Heare: I don’t know.

Mel: Take a guess.

Ahmnodt Heare: I feel safe with you.

Mel: There you go folks! Vote for Ahmnodt Heare because he feels safe with you.

Ahmnodt Heare: My teachers at school also say that.

Mel: What grade are you in?

Ahmnodt Heare: Just graduated High School and headed off as a Freshmen in College sometime this Fall. I’m in Limbo right now.

Mel: What would you like to say to your fans?

Ahmnodt Heare: I want to tell you everything.

Mel: What would you like to say to your haters?

Ahmnodt Heare: What would you like me to say to you?

Mel: Wow, so you are an open book!? Any last words of wisdom?

Ahmnodt Heare: Stay in non stimulating surroundings. Avoid dances and bars. HAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS.

Mel: Good luck on the trail.

Ahmnodt Heare: Do you ever wish that you had a mustache?

Mel: Like Grover Cleveland or Teddy Roosevelt?

Ahmnodt Heare: Oh really I don’t know.

Mel: Are you going to grow a mustache?

Ahmnodt Heare: Are you going to grow up?

Mel: Well bite me. But thank you for the interview.

Ahmnodt Heare: I didn’t interview you.

Mel: Maybe next time.

[What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]

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