Visit the Bearman and receive free advise on Build-a-Bear workshops.

Visit Refrigerator Magnate and receive free advise on how to clear the clutter from your refrigerator with organizable magnates.

Visit Mental Pills and receive free advise on ADHD pharmaceutical medication.

Visit Friggin Loon for free tips on how to escape an insane asylum.

Visit Manic Comics for free info on the Bi-Polar Chess Playing Club.

Visit Ahmnodt Heare for free advise on how to run an unsuccessful presidential campaign.

Visit Addanac City for advise on ADD pharmaceutical medication.

Visit YoYo-Dyne for free 1950′s vintage toys such as a yo yo.

Visit Young American Wisdom and receive a free wisdom journal written by King Solomon when he was only 8 years old.

Visit Wombania and receive free information on how wombats survive in the womb (too far?)

I sincerely apoligize if your blog didn’t make the cut.  This probably means one of two things.

First, your site is already popular or second, 11 or 17 Top Personal Blogs of 2030 just doesn’t roll of the tongue quite as nicely.  I still love you though.

Feel free to share one of your favorite blogs in the comments below!

PS: Right now I am 30,000 feet over the Atlantic ocean.

For those who may be confused about why I chose to write about this allow me to explain.  This is a keyword phrase that keeps ending up in my search terms.  Though I haven’t written on this topic I keep receiving traffic for it.

I could approach this from a satirical point of view but I took the women into consideration who keep searching for the key word phrase “what kind of girl does tim tebow like?”

So here is the real answer:

Tim Tebow’s Kind of Girl

• She must be a genuine follower of Christ.
• She must have noble character.
• She must bring good and not harm to her marriage.
• She must have the determination to become a better lady than she was the day before.
• She must be considerate of other people.
• She must speak with words of wisdom.
• She must not be boastful but let her actions prove her worth.

• John
• William
• James
• George
• Charles

1900′s Baby Girl Names

• Mary
• Helen
• Margaret
• Anna
• Ruth

1910′s Baby Boy Names

• John
• William
• James
• Robert
• Joseph

1910′s Baby Girl Names

• Mary
• Helen
• Dorothy
• Margaret
• Ruth

1920′s Baby Boy Names

• Robert
• John
• James
• William
• Charles

1920′s Baby Girl Names

• Mary
• Dorothy
• Helen
• Betty
• Margaret

1930′s Baby Boy Names

• Robert
• John
• James
• William
• Charles

1930′s Baby Girl Names

• Mary
• Betty
• Barbara
• Shirley
• Patricia

1940′s Baby Boy Names

• James
• Robert
• John
• William
• Richard

1940′s Baby Girl Names

• Mary
• Linda
• Barbara
• Patricia
• Carol

1950′s Baby Boy Names

• James
• Michael
• Robert
• John
• David

1950′s Baby Girl Names

• Mary
• Linda
• Patricia
• Susan
• Deborah

1960′s Baby Boy Names

• Michael
• David
• John
• James
• Robert

1960′s Baby Girl Names

• Lisa
• Mary
• Susan
• Karen
• Kimberly

1970′s Baby Boy Names

• Michael
• Christopher
• Jason
• David
• James

1970′s Baby Girl Names

• Jennifer
• Amy
• Melissa
• Michelle
• Kimberly

1980′s Baby Boy Names

• Michael
• Christopher
• Matthew
• Joshua
• David

1980′s Baby Girl Names

• Jessica
• Jennifer
• Amanda
• Ashley
• Sarah

1990′s Baby Boy Names

• Michael
• Christopher
• Matthew
• Joshua
• Jacob

1990′s Baby Girl Names

• Jessica
• Ashley
• Emily
• Sarah
• Samantha

Which decade has the most adorable baby names?  Share in the comments!

If you enjoyed the photos could you please share it?  Thanks!  Which do you think is the cutest dog in the world?  Share in the comments.

Advanced Social Widget

For only 8 dollars you can have an awesome social media widget with tons of features.

Set Up the Social Media Widget

• Choose the width for the social media widget.
• Give your widget a title.  You will notice in my sidebar that I chose Subscribe for Free and Boost Your Dummy IQ! as my title.
• I recommend that the social networking icons open in a new window so that your readers don’t leave your blog.
• Your blog traffic can share your posts to Google Plus, so go ahead and activate that option.
• Activate the social networking icons.
• You have the option to display titles under the icons.
• Fill in the info required for Delicious, Twitter, Facebook, Stumbleupon, and Feedburner.
• Save your settings.

Here is what the Advanced Social Widget will look like in your sidebar.

If you like this widget then please go to Advanced Social Widget to purchase.

WordPress Social Counters & Ranking

I won’t show you how to set up the WordPress Social Counters & Rankings but I did want to share with you the features.

Features

• Only 6 dollars, making it 2 bucks cheaper than the Advanced Social Widget.
• Email Subscription Box at the top of the widget.
• Display Twitter Followers.
• Display Facebook Fans.
• Display your Feedburner Subscribers.
• Display Youtube Subscribers.
• Display Digg Followers (Digg is dead, right).
• Display Forrest Followers.
• Display Stack Overflow Reputation.
• Display Google Page Rank.
• Display Alexa Rank.

The one thing I do like better with this widget over the Advanced Social Widget is the ability to display subscriber count.

If you like this one better or just want to save two dollars, then go to WordPress Social Counters & Rankings to purchase.

Which social media widget do you prefer?  Share in the comments.

PS: These widgets will not work on WordPress.com blogs.

Help Me Cheat!

I would love for you, my readers, to offer a question with the answer (and an optional reason) in the comments below.

The format would go something like the following:

Question: How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?

Answer: Chuck Norris.

(Optional) Reason: The sum of Chuck Norris is always Chuck Norris.

Bring your A game.  I look forward to what you have to offer!

PS: And of course this is the cheat sheet, because if anybody ever found it, they would have all of the correct answers.

In November I purchased hosting from Dream Host for $9

I have had slow loading issues with all of my sites.

On Wednesday I decided to take advantage of my hosting that I still have at Dream Host, so I pointed this sites name servers to dreamhost.com.

Some of you saw the changes very quickly.  3 of you left a comment.  I apologize because those 3 comments don’t exist anymore.

Because I live in Germany I had to wait around 50 hours for my internet service provider to clear their cache before I could start working on Dummies of the Year.

I now have all of my posts and our comments imported, all plugins downloaded and extra code (Google Analytics, Text Adlinks, etc) configured.

I hope that you will have a quicker load time with my new host.  

If you this site doesn’t load more quickly, then feel free to give me $100 a month so I can purchase dedicated hosting

Tim Tebow Famous Interview

Scholar Mel: That was a really awesome win against the Steelers on Sunday.

Tim Tebow: I think that the theory that there is someone for everyone is stupid.

Scholar Mel: You and Big Ben were a match made in football Heaven.

Tim Tebow: Football? American or European?

Scholar Mel: Europe doesn’t play football. They play soccer. You know, a girl’s sport.

Tim Tebow: Would you like me to give you a name, or would you prefer to choose one yourself?

Scholar Mel: Give me a name.

Tim Tebow: No, you have to give me a name.

Scholar Mel: Your name is Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow: Correct.

Scholar Mel: What is tebowing?

Tim Tebow: Consciousness.

Scholar Mel: How does it work?

Tim Tebow: Like you.

Scholar Mel: I don’t understand. Can you please explain it?

Tim Tebow: I’d rather not. Anyway, do you watch tv?

Scholar Mel: Only the NFL. Do you think you will win or lose this weekend against the New England Patriots?

Tim Tebow: No, I don’t think I will.

Scholar Mel: Wow! What does your team think about that?

Tim Tebow: I don’t think about my job.

Scholar Mel: What consumes your mind?

Tim Tebow: The only place my mind goes is to sleep.

Scholar Mel: Who will be in the Super Bowl?

Tim Tebow: Don’t follow football.

Scholar Mel: How about you ask me a question?

Tim Tebow: What kind of music do you like?

Scholar Mel: I like Oktoberfest music.

Tim Tebow: Which song do you enjoy the most?

Scholar Mel: They all sound the same to me.

Tim Tebow: That’s a very ignorant statement don’t you think?

Scholar Mel: (Now that Tim is warming up to me, I decided to ask my question again) What is tebowing?

Tim Tebow: It’s an ancient colony of trolls, that live deep in the mantle.

Tim Tebow’s Thoughts on Scholar Mel’s Readers

Scholar Mel: Binky.

Tim Tebow: Why was he sad?

Scholar Mel: Tony McGurk.

Tim Tebow: I don’t know him.

Scholar Mel: He runs a rat factory.

Tim Tebow: How awesome is that?

Scholar Mel: George.

Tim Tebow: Not you the one over there in the distance, he carries a bow and arrow.

Scholar Mel: ButterSword.

Tim Tebow: Don’t like buttermilk.

Scholar Mel: Miss R.

Tim Tebow: Everyone, especially Her.

Scholar Mel: Wait, what is the question?

Tim Tebow: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Scholar Mel: Friggin Loon.

Tim Tebow: Incendio.

Scholar Mel: Ahmnodt Heare.

Tim Tebow: The power is mine.

Scholar Mel: Bearman.

Tim Tebow: Bear.

Scholar Mel: Man.

Tim Tebow: Totally.

Scholar Mel: Say the smartest thing you know.

Tim Tebow: Truth, can it be defined? Would this limit reality?

Scholar Mel: See you later Tebow and good luck in your next game!

Tim Tebow: Why you say to me it?

Scholar Mel: One too man concussions…

Boosting your Celebrity IQ,

PS: Go see the whole series of Famous Interviews!

[Disclaimer: What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]

I am sharing this just so the ladies know exactly what we men have to go through when we pee.  ;-)

Any thoughts?  Leave them in the comments.

PS: European men do not have 9 different ways because they all do #7 whether they do #1 or #2.

Upsetting Ads

• 1776: First political ad.  I wonder who approved the messages?
• 1950: First television political ad.  Maybe I just have something against politics…
• 1970: The first infomercial appears.  If this never happened, we would never have known what slicing and dicing was.
• 2001: Pop-up and pop-under ads appear on our screen.  ”You are the 1 millionth view today.  Click to claim your prize!”
• 2006: Youtube includes ads on their videos.

Awesome Ads

• Old Spice Guy.  This led to the Old Spice Grover!

History of Advertising in the World

Share your favorite type of ad or the one that just hacks you off in the comments!