Dummies of the Year

Fred Savage Dead

Mel Ancholy — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 09:43:43 +0000

Good news to all of you Wonder Years fanatics! Fred Savage is not dead. There are rumors circulating around the world, um okay just a couple of states in the US, that Fred Savage died in a car accident.

Let’s play favorites. Who is your favorite Savage brother?

Fred or Ben?

Give a reason why if you like. If you don’t give a reason why I will just assume you are judging them based on their looks alone.

Ode To Joy

Mel Ancholy — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 15:26:48 +0000

Levi Johnston Mayor Of Wasilla, Alaska

Mel Ancholy — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:15:35 +0000

Jackass Levi Johnston is running for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. He has informed everyone that if he wins that he will have to put his Hollywood career on hold for 3 years. Ha! What Hollywood career? If Levi actually becomes mayor at age 20 then the people of Wasilla deserve to be Dummies of the Year.

What do you think? Do you think Levi will become mayor of Wasilla and does he have a shot of having a Hollywood career?

5 Ways To Make Your Woman Hot

Mel Ancholy — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 10:29:48 +0000

Do you live in the northern part of the United States? Send your woman on a trip to Texas in the middle of July.
Ask her to cook grease splattering bacon for you in the nude.
Flush the toilet when she is in the shower.
Get a lock on the tanning bed.
Send her on a one way trip to the sun.

Not only will these 5 tips make your woman hot, they will also make her steamed! Try these tips only if your Dumb! (Don’t be dumb – Don’t even think of trying these)

Make Your Woman Hot

Sexy Pole Dancers!

Mel Ancholy — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 09:52:25 +0000

Brett Favre Returns To Minnesota Vikings

Mel Ancholy — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 19:12:21 +0000

Yellow Lobster Is The New Red Lobster

Mel Ancholy — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 13:13:52 +0000

Is This Yellow Lobster The New Red Lobster?

Nope This yellow lobster is only 1 in 30 million!

The Golden Compass

Mel Ancholy — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 12:31:12 +0000

The Crappy Alternative To:

The Lion Witch And The Wardrobe

North Korea’s Nuclear Weapons

Mel Ancholy — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:38:18 +0000

North Korea Threatens Nuclear Deterrence

Right now the US and South Korea are involved in military training exercises. North Korea is ticked about something because they said that they may use nuclear deterrence against them.

Isn’t time to shut North Korea up?

What would you like to see happen with North Korea and their bullying ways?

Tattoos For Men

Mel Ancholy — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 22:01:23 +0000

I have one post about tattoos and that is Michael Beasley Tattoos. Yet I have 194 searches for Tattoos for Men. I thought I would offer my organic traffic some pictures of not so popular tattoos for men.

Flower Tattoos For Men

Celtic Tattoos For Men

Skull Tattoos For Men

Got a tattoo? What is it? Always wanted a tattoo? Of what and where? Share in the comments.

Mel Gibson Famous Interviews (17)

Mel Ancholy — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 00:11:52 +0000

Mel Gibson Apocalypto Interview

I have titled this the Apocalypto Interview because this may be the last interview with Mel Gibson ever! I am not sure what Apocalypto means but it kind of sounds like destruction.

Mel Gibson loves to hang out with Lindsey Lohan and drink blood. He doesn’t own a Jew. He was physically abusive to me during our interview but it is okay because he was drinking. Both our names are Mel so I am using our last names for identification during the interview.

Ancholy: Okay Mel Gibson, we are going to test how racist you really are. Are you ready?

Gibson: Det har jeg ikke.

Ancholy: What? I don’t understand. Have you been hitting the bottle again?

Gibson: Thanks talking to you and next time you should be in love.

Ancholy: What is your opinion of black people?

Gibson: It is too simplistic.

Ancholy: What is too simplistic?

Gibson: You.

Ancholy: Well thanks for the insult. What do you think about black people?

Gibson: They are impossibly cold.

Ancholy: What do you think about the Jews?

Gibson: What’s that? (intoxication may be causing problems with his hearing)

Ancholy: What do you think about the Jews?

Gibson: I don’t have one.

Ancholy: You don’t have one? What are you, Hitler!

Gibson: That your life blood is power and we can take it away.

Ancholy: You want my blood? Have you been hanging with Lindsay Lohan too much?

Gibson: Traitor!

Ancholy: You better watch your words with me because I am recording this.

Gibson: Why would you say something that hurtful to me.

Ancholy: Oh, now you are playing innocent?

Gibson: Nope. I don’t need to. I can have any guy that I want.

Ancholy: That brings me to my next question.

Gibson: What’s the question.

Ancholy: Did you knock two teeth out of your wife’s head?

Gibson: Do you like to ask silly questions?

Ancholy: Why do you beat on women?

Gibson: I don’t. Would you like to know what I believe in?

Ancholy: Yes

Gibson: Tough. I’m not going to tell you.

Ancholy: Please tell me.

Gibson: Tell you what?

Ancholy: Could you please put the bottle down for one second?

Gibson: Yes, hold on.

Ancholy: Ouch! Why did you bust that bottle on my head? Freaking jerk!

Gibson: I don’t think you are staying on topic.

Ancholy: I am going to call the cops!

Gibson: You’re not that clever.

Ancholy: Don’t insult me. Just because I dress like a slut doesn’t mean you can hit me and talk to me like that!

Gibson: Wow, that was ugly…

Ancholy: I have to go get stitches!

Gibson: Please, can I have it black no sugar.

Ancholy: You racist pig!

Gibson: Oh yeah, we were talking about big brothers.

Ancholy: Before I go can you please tell us what your next mistake will be?

Gibson: Knock knock.

Ancholy: Who’s there?

Gibson: Me.

Ancholy: Me who?

Gibson: You.

Ancholy: Me who You?

Gibson: Dave.

Ancholy: You suck at Knock Knock Jokes!

What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.

Mel Gibson Racist

Mel Ancholy — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:41:10 +0000

Mel Gibson is my favorite actor/director ever. Mel Gibson is not my favorite person. I am here to tell you that movies don’t make the man, character does! check out my Famous Interview with him.

On July 28, 2006, Mel Gibson was arrested for a DUI. That was his first strike. His second strike is when he said to the arresting officer, “F*cking Jews…the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world”

I think Mel Gibson may have received his third strike.

What Did Mel Gibson Say

I thought about putting Mel Gibson’s rant on here but I am sure you have already seen it. After reading what he said it appears that he has anger issues to say the least.

Is Mel Gibson racist and a woman hater all the time or are his actions attributed to his alcoholism? Let me know what you think in the comments.

Glenn Beck Going Blind

Mel Ancholy — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 09:22:33 +0000

The details are short. Glenn beck was having trouble focusing his eyes so he went to see a Pre-Obama health care doctor to find out what the problem is.

Glenn said: “He did all kinds of tests and he said, ‘you have macular dystrophy …you could go blind in the next year. Or, you might not,’”

This doesn’t sound real promising for Glenn Beck.

Pray For Glenn Beck

Pray for a recovery, pray for a cure, pray for his trust in God, pray for his and his family’s comfort.

Leave some kind words for Glenn Beck in the comment if you like.
I Love Glenn Beck

Lindsay Lohan Famous Interviews (16)

Mel Ancholy — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:12:25 +0000

Lindsey Lohan Prison Interview

Lindsey Lohan, who is probably the most famous of prisoners right now, took the time to sit down for an interview. She is quite the unique girl. She enjoys sipping on cocaine coffee while taking her favorite drug The Godfather. She claims that blood gives her wings but swears she is not a vampire.

Mel Ancholy: Since you are a prisoner, I do realize you don’t have a lot time so we are going to make this short and sweet.

Lindsay Lohan: I do what I do when I have to.

Mel Ancholy: I am going to ask you your thoughts on 10 different questions. Just answer them as honestly as you can.

Lindsay Lohan: Go ahead.

Mel Ancholy: 1. What is your favorite prescription medication?

Lindsay Lohan: I don’t really have one.

Mel Ancholy: If you had to say which is your favorite what would it be?

Lindsay Lohan: The Godfather.

Mel Ancholy: Oh, Adderall.

Lindsay Lohan: What you already know.

Mel Ancholy: 2. What is your favorite movie?

Lindsay Lohan: One missed call.

Mel Ancholy: 3. How will you spend your time in prison?

Lindsay Lohan: With my computer…duh.

Mel Ancholy: 4. Does Red Bull give you wings?

Lindsay Lohan: Blood.

Mel Ancholy: Holy crap! Blood gives you wings? A little much into the vampires?

Lindsay Lohan: I’m not a vampire!

Mel Ancholy: 5. Women or men?

Lindsay Lohan: Yes.

Mel Ancholy: 6. Cocaine or coffee?

Lindsay Lohan: Yes, I’m drinking some right now.

Mel Ancholy: 7. Will you ever work in Hollywood again?

Lindsay Lohan: Yes, yes I will.

Mel Ancholy: 8. As a hooker?

Lindsay Lohan: How much?

Mel Ancholy: I think I am supposed to ask you that.

Mel Ancholy: 9. Who are you really?

Lindsay Lohan: A really bored person.

Mel Ancholy: 10. Any last words?

Lindsay Lohan: It is, it is, it is.

Mel Ancholy: It is, it is, it is what?

Lindsay Lohan: It is you who is silly.

What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.

Cute Little Kittens

Mel Ancholy — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 12:24:03 +0000

I know I am going to regret this, especially after I wrote about ugly cats but here you go! Some cute kittens.

Dummies of the Year

Fred Savage Dead

more great posts below!

Ode To Joy

more great posts below!

Levi Johnston Mayor Of Wasilla, Alaska

more great posts below!

5 Ways To Make Your Woman Hot

more great posts below!

Sexy Pole Dancers!

more great posts below!

Brett Favre Returns To Minnesota Vikings

more great posts below!

Yellow Lobster Is The New Red Lobster

Is This Yellow Lobster The New Red Lobster?

Nope This yellow lobster is only 1 in 30 million!

more great posts below!

The Golden Compass

The Crappy Alternative To:

The Lion Witch And The Wardrobe

more great posts below!

North Korea’s Nuclear Weapons

North Korea Threatens Nuclear Deterrence

more great posts below!

Tattoos For Men

Flower Tattoos For Men

Celtic Tattoos For Men

Skull Tattoos For Men

more great posts below!

Mel Gibson Famous Interviews (17)

Mel Gibson Apocalypto Interview

What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.

more great posts below!

Mel Gibson Racist

What Did Mel Gibson Say

more great posts below!

Glenn Beck Going Blind

Pray For Glenn Beck

more great posts below!

Lindsay Lohan Famous Interviews (16)

Lindsey Lohan Prison Interview

What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.

more great posts below!

Cute Little Kittens

more great posts below!