I have heard of Twitter and I know of Facebook but who is this Google Plus? I sat down with Google Plus to find out and to inform you.
He’s a computer composed of flesh and blood and he seems to confuse celebrities with music genres. Enjoy!
Scholar Mel: So you are the new kid on the block.
Google Plus: Yes I am.
Scholar Mel: How are you different than Facebook?
Google Plus: I am made of flesh and blood.
Scholar Mel: What rocks better, Twitter or Google Plus?
Google Plus: I like mute math and ok go.
Scholar Mel: Are there any celebrities using you yet?
Google Plus: Rap and country.
Scholar Mel: Which rapper?
Google Plus: That race.
Scholar Mel: Which race?
Google Plus: Nascar.
Scholar Mel: So you have 1 tooth rappers who like Nascar using you?
Google Plus: I have one dog but she’s really old so she sleeps all the time.
Scholar Mel: So I am taking it that your wife hasn’t left and your dog didn’t get ran over?
Google Plus: No.
Scholar Mel: What are your thoughts on the Demi Moore divorce?
Google Plus: Which one?
Scholar Mel: Ashton Kutcher.
Google Plus: Dust to dust.
Scholar Mel: Ouch!
Google Plus: Now we’re even.
Scholar Mel: Do you have Wall Street protestors on Google Plus (you)?
Google Plus: I am a computer, I have no friends.
Scholar Mel: You have no friends in your circles?
Google Plus: Aww… That hurt. 
Scholar Mel: Now I am one ahead of you. Plus 1 to me 
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Google Plus: Yes you are!
Scholar Mel: What do you want to say to the Dummies of the Year! readers?
Google Plus: To god?
Scholar Mel: Well, Binky thinks he is God. What do you want to say?
Google Plus: Run. We should hide in the barn.
Scholar Mel: Clark Kent’s barn?
Google Plus: Hi Superman.
Scholar Mel: Hello. Give us one last bit of wisdom.
Google Plus: And forgive us our tresspasses.
Scholar Mel: Why should I forgive you?
Google Plus: Because I am sorry and because you love me.
Add Scholar to a cirlce and he’ll add you back even if he has to add you to the “I have no idea who this person is” circle.
Increasing your Dummy IQ,
I don’t think I’m god, even though some revere me as such.
I thought he said dog and I wrote dog. Woops, sorry about that
So Binky thinks he is a dog?
That’s the story going around town.
Woof!
I knew it!
I’m the only person on the face of the planet who hasn’t looked into Google Plus yet. Yeah. I’m ‘that guy’.
I have it and for the most part am just keeping it in my back pocket in case Facebook goes away.
I signed up & used it for a short while but like Facebook found I couldn’t really be bothered with it so deleted it. Signed up again the oter day to try again but am still not really interested in social networks. Besides with doing my comics, replying to comments & visiting all my favourite blogs & webcomics regularly I just don’t have the time for it.
I don’t delete mine. If I find I don’t use it now I just leave it there in case I need to someday… but I understand the need to condense.
Ummm… That was a typy. It should say “Other day” not “oter day”
When is Otter Day anyway so I can celebrate. Must be similar to Wombat Day, or Groundhog Day…
Doh another mistake. Typy is supposed to be typo. Stupid keyboard should know what I mean.
I didn’t even notice your typo but thanks for making your last two comments entertaining.
You aren’t the only one, SIG. I try to stay away from Google as much as possible. You might say I’m a real Yahoo!
Bing! Cookies are done.
I actually am uncool enough that this is the first thing I read about Google Plus – he sounds like an okay guy.
I’d actually like to think that you are so cool that this is the first article you sought out.
I’m beginning to think you don’t exist, Mel. Either that, or you are a REALLY clever chatbot, out to discredit the others.
What would you say if I said “ZAP 14; MBR 14″?
I wouldn’t say anything because I have no clue what you are talking about.
Even if I could respond, I can’t because super heros can’t reveal their real identity.
That was just a test. Had you been a computer, you would have tried to zero out your address buffers, then go to a memory location which you had just zeroed, and KABOOM! So we’re safe on that count – for now….
Well that’s good. Do I still get to be a super hero?
If you want. Though those unitards aren’t all that comfortable. How about you just stay Mel? ‘Cause after all, you’re my hero EVERY day! (Awwww!
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Um, that is supposed to be my blushing but he looks a little embarrassed.
Hehe!
“Scholar Mel: Well, Binky thinks he is God. What do you want to say?
Google Plus: Run. We should hide in the barn.”
We should all hide in the barn from Binky!