Measure Twice, Cut Once
It is my belief that there are utterly ridiculous dumb people roaming the face of the internet and it is my responsibility to boost their Dummy IQ.
Welcome to the How to do Everything Correctly series! In this series we will discover how to do all of the simple things that simpletons can’t seem to grasp.
This post will serve as the landing page for all of the posts in this series.
- How to Declaw Cute Little Kittens
- How to Unshell an Egg in Under 5 Seconds
- How Not To Write a Brain Dead Blog Post
- To Kill A Falcon Bird
- How To Get Rid Of Pet Urine Smell
- When Not To Post
- How You Can Double Your Blog Traffic Overnight
- Mans Rules on How To Make Oatmeal
- How to Cure Jock Itch in 3 Easy Steps
- Tips On Domain Names
- How to Gain Weight
- Beat Depression: Get In Shape
- 5 Tips To Make Women Hot
- 7 Keys To A Crappy Marriage
- 5 Unproven Methods For Overcoming Depression
- 10 Tips To Never Feeling Tired Again
- Top 7 U-Haul Driving Tips
- How To Lose Weight With Stash Chai Green Tea
- How to Make More Money by Doing Less Work
- How to Increase Your Blog Traffic in 3 Sleazy Tips
- How to Toilet Train Your Dog
- How to Raise a Spoiled Brat
- How to Eliminate Kidney Stones for Good!
- How to Climb 1768 Feet Straight Up Without Puking
- How to Get Rid of Gas
If you have anything you would like to know how to do the correct way let me know in the comments below and I may just use it as a future post idea for this series!
Boosting Your Dummy IQ,
Scholar Mel
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The photo reminds me of high school friend who spent the majority of his junior year constructing a shelf in shop class.
His measuring device of choice? You guessed it… his hand.
Unfortunately I am not kidding.
Needless to say his ‘fine furniture’ was a real beauty and everything fit together perfectly.
Sounds like when I asked for a recipe one time from my mother-in-law. She giggled and said she didn’t have a recipe, she just knew how to make it.
When you’re good, you’re good I suppose.
His shelf wound up being only a few fingers wider on the front than the back. It was two and a half hands taller on one side than the other, though. Give or take.
What’s the correct way to open vacuum-packed food or DIY tools without stabbing myself with a knife ?
Not making it easy, are you?
I love what you did with number 19 but I am totally against 21.
Yeah, I’ll probably edit 21.
Declaw kitten …check
Write a brain dead blog post …check
Pet urine begone (follows soon after declawing)…..check
The Loon has landed
You should go to the Pet Urine post and check out the hilarious picture.
Questions I’d like to see answerd:
1. How to eat more chocolate but not gain weight.
2. How to make more money by doing less.
3. How to be more smarter without no effort or studying or stuff.
Wow, 3 post ideas! Thanks Binky. They will go on my future blog post idea list.
I went straight to the How to make women hot post. Wasn’t quite what I was expecting…
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Thanks for the comment on the older posts and I am glad I could help you make your woman hot.
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