[This is part of the How to do Everything Correctly Series. Check out the other posts!]

Everybody seems like they want to lose weight these days but nobody wants to gain weight.

My advise is “Get Over It!”

Put some meat (fat) on those bones.

Top 10 Ways To Gain Weight

  • Skip Breakfast – If you skip this meal thinking you will lose weight well then think again.  Skipping breakfast actually slows you metabolism which means more fat on the midsection.
  • Second Breakfast – Make like a Hobbit and eat two hours after breakfast.  Did you have a doughnut for breakfast?  Then eat 2 doughnuts for 2nd breakfast.
  • Stare At Your Computer – Sitting on your big butt all day will make you have a huge butt.
  • Use Weight Gainer – Head on down to GNC and purchase a high calorie weight gainer.
  • Increase Your Stress Levels – When you increase your stress you also increase cortisol.  Once your cortisol increases your hunger for fatty carbohydrates will increase 100 fold.  Give into your junk food temptation.
  • Quit Smoking – People always complain that they get fat when they quit this dirty habit.
  • Get Pregnant – Men this might be difficult but not impossible.  Just remember that if you can conceive it you achieve it!
  • Bake Sweets – Take a few lessons on baking sweet treats and then eat all you bake.
  • Move to Gliese 581g – On this new planet you are twice your weight.
  • Drink Beer – Drinking 10 cans of crappy American beer each day will extend that gut 5 extra belt sizes.

Any other tips for gaining weight?

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