[This is part of the How to do Everything Correctly Series. Check out the other posts!]
You have heard people ask, What Would You do for a Klondike Bar but for you I have a different question. What would you do in order to have your blog traffic increase as high as skyscrapers? Keep reading to find out what I suggest.
3 Sleazy Tips to More Blog Traffic!
1. Include Partially Nude Photos With Posts
Believe it or not but people love partially naked bodies. It doesn’t really matter if the pictures match the post, just go find some and put them on your site. Here are a few examples:
2. Talk About Porn
I am NOT a porn fan so I am not advocating looking at porn or showing porn videos on your site. That’s a little too sleazy for me. Here’s what you do, write a post about 3 sleazy tips to get more blog traffic. Then on point number 2, talk about porn. Look familiar?
3. Be HOT!
No, don’t take pictures of yourself and then text them to Jenn Sterger. Hotlink photos. Do a search on Google Images for bikini babes and then right-click on the first photo. Paste the URL on a blog post and steal, steal, steal somebody’s bandwidth! They’ll love you for it!
Do you have sleazy tip #4? Share in the comments.
Don’t forget Mrs. A on Addanac City. Link to her sleazy bedroom scene & your stats should go ballistic.
Oh, I thought it was a post about a kid who wanted a bedroom story read to him
Mrs. A has gotten me more readers than practically any of the other characters. I may have to make her the star of the series.
Cash in!
Just remember to preserve her dignity…
No promises.
So in the end..just make the blog sexy
Actually it comes down to Magnetic Headlines.
Where did you get that photo of me, Mel?
I’ve said it a MILLION times… I was only wearing makeup to disguise myself from that wasklwy Elmer Fudd!
I think you were just playing hard to get. As if Elmer didn’t already have enough problems!
Hahaha! Most of these techniques I already utilize to great effect. I’ll have to try some of the other ones out when I get a chance. Long live sleaze!
Content is king? Na, sleaze is king!
George is a sleaze king of sorts.
Maybe he can pull in more blog traffic for me.
I’m slowly but surely making my up the ladder to Smut King of North America. You two can be my Crown Princes of Sleaze.
Will do
Two of the biggest hit cartoons have been Marge Simpson posing for playboy and wonder womans new costume (where I tagged the picture naked)
Brings em all out. Problem is, the perverted lurkers don’t want to engage in a conversation.
Yeah, now that I am getting pretty good traffic (at least for now) I would much rather have a conversation on here…
though traffic can give me a false since of security…
checking into rehab tomorrow…
right after I check my stats
No cute kitten pics? I thought that always worked.
Of course that works but I am not sure if they qualify as sleazy.
Posting pictures of cute Wombies works even better that cute kittens. Everyone knows Wombies are irresistible.
You little sleaze ball.
I’m only doing it for the fans!
Doing this for somebody other than yourself? I’m impressed!
I’ve got a naked picture of Bearman if you want it?
Oh, you must have misunderstood. I said “increase” traffic not “decrease” traffic. But thanks.
That picture is everywhere nowadays! I think my mom has even seen it.
Wait, didn’t your mom take it?
Now that’s definitely not a pretty picture!
What? A naked Bearman or George’s mom taking the picture?
Tip #4 Tag an inappropriate word in your blog post. Last week I tagged the word “ball sack” because it was pertinent to my post but also because I was curious. Views went through the roof.
Who is searching for ball sack? That’s hilarious.
I also think is funny when I get a perv type search term that led back to my site but I never wrote about it.