You get traffic from Stumbleupon, Twitter, and Facebook and those can be some great sources but you need more. You need traffic from Google and… are there other search engines that matter?
You need Organic Traffic. If you want to know how to get it then just keep writing. It will eventually come to you. How? You guessed it, organically!
Welcome to the Increase Organic Blog Traffic to Increase Dummy IQ series! In this series Scholar Mel will be looking to his organic traffic to increase even more organic traffic!
To see what your organic traffic looks like just enter your stats and take a look at Search Engine Terms. Here is an example of mine:
I personally like number 75 (Conan Looks Like President) Number 82 (Conan Porn) and Number 83 (Easter Bunny Nude). I may have some how mentioned some of these in a post but I could do a whole post on them using the search engine term as my title.
The point is to write what people are already searching for.
This will be the landing page for organic landing page:
- What Kind of Girl Does Tim Tebow Like?
- #1 List Biggest Liberals in Hollywood
- What Can Snuggies Be Used For?
- Walmart Beef is Gross!
- Out of Shape and Depressed
- Tom Brady Looks Like A Hot Girl
- Number One Name of 2010
- Santa Claus Lap Questions
- Is Marijuana Less Dangerous Than Alcohol?
- Ugly Cows
- Hollywood Liberals List
I think I’ll just put “Porn” in every post and watch the numbers come flying.
I think you are going to have a lot of disappointed customers
I’ve come to term with my…
uh… traffic ‘issues’.
Maybe.
Almost.
Well… I’m working on it.
My traffic just died
Oh well, at least I still have you guys (that’s really the most important part anyhow!) 
Try http://pingomatic.com/ .
Guess I could have Barry & Cedric visit “The Planet of the Ugly Space Porn Cows ruled by Conan the Bullbarian”
Wow. That sure was a creative title!
As I have suggested previously, adding wombats to your site will dramatically increase your stats. I suggest the following:
What Can Wombats Be Used For?
Tom Brady Looks Like A Wombat
Number One Wombat of 2010
Ugly Wombats (well, that one’s just silly)
Hollywood Wombats List
I’m sure you can think of others.
Wombat Porn?
In the early days of our blog, I used to try and attract traffic to our site by running ‘Google Trends’ -
http://www.google.com/trends
to see what the hot topics were that people were interested in – then try to draw them into Madhatters by putting up a post on one of these.
Trouble was that made blogging too much like work, and I prefer to post whatever takes my fancy at the time, so I abandoned that tack. Others, though, might find Google Trends a useful starting point to increase traffic to their blog ?
I’ve used that a few times as well but I found at least one problem. Since I schedule my posts days in advance I found that the trends aren’t trends anymore.
But it is still good if one posts on the fly. Just don’t squash him.
Google are forever changing their algorithms, it will always be “a little bit country a little bit rock n roll”!!
There is a person/persons floating around out there who regularly google “Kate Middelton’s armpit” and they keep landing on my site. I posted a silly kid quote about the British last month. Try it out.