Fat Jessica Simpson?
It seems that Daisy Duke has been eating way too much these days. How dare her! When us men say that she is eye candy we don’t mean for her to become a hostess snack cake. She has no right to get fat. We are the only ones who can plot our butts on the couch and watch tv, while eating fattening foods and downing it with a high sugary drink!
Seriously I don’t think she is fat, I just think she is blind. Look at the close she is wearing. What are those? It reminds me of what my grandma wears. Jessica please do all of us men a favor and do not wear the old folks clothing.
Photo Shop Jessica Simpson
My Thoughts And Yours
Take a look at the two pictures. Do you think she has gained some weight? Does it really matter and should her weight gain make news headlines? On a dumbness scale of 1-10 (10 being highest) how dumb is it for the reporters (excluding me, I am an amateur after all) to report on this?
If that’s how your grandmother dresses, then you MUST post some pictures of your grandmother!
Seriously on a scale of 1-10 I can’t score those who are weighing in on it becasue I don’t classify then as reporters. My definition may be a little narrow though.
Consider yourself SPOTLIGHTED.
Dummies Of The Year Spotlight
lol, oh man!
I don’t really consider them reporters either but they do do (I said do do) report things (dumb things)… wait what separates them from me? Eek!!
Thanks for the promo.
What you do, my friend, is satire–in the truest sense of the word. A tough genre in a difficult art form, and you do it well.
Every man is a dam fool for at least ten minutes a day. Wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
Elbert Green Hubbard (1856-1915)
Philistine – A Periodical of Protest
Volume 29, June 1909 to November 1909
For at least ten minutes a day indeed.
Jessica Simpson is smart… she’s taking over where Kirstie Alley left off and is thus poised to make a ton of money advertising for the weight loss industry