Kermit the Frog took the time to sit down with me and talk about how the Muppet life is treating him.  I learned that he is not a frog to be licked unless one desires to become delusional.

He is tired of having a hand up him and wouldn’t mind getting into a smoking hot biologist.  I don’t think Kermit remembers biology class where we dissected frogs!  Pull up a lilypad and enjoy this Famous Interview!

Mel: So Kermit how is the pig?

Kermit: The babe with the power.

Mel: You are a wise frog.

Kermit: Yes I am very wise.

Mel: Would you mind singing Rainbow Connection?

Kermit: Have you alzheimer?

Mel: Did I say something wrong?

Kermit: We shared out all the women and then played around till three.

Mel: You muppets are crazy puppets!

Kermit: No. Puppets are from Jim Henson.

Mel: Yes, I know. Jim Henson is your creator.

Kermit: No you are my creator, master.

Mel: Well I could be. My hand could make your mouth move.

Kermit: If you hit me again I will have to hit you.

Mel: Can frogs hit hard?

Kermit: No!

Mel: Then I am not worried.

Kermit: Nor am I.

Mel: Have you thought about getting the old gang back together?

Kermit: No, but there’s this smoking hot biologist that I’ve thought about getting into a few times.

Mel: Wow Kermit! Tone it down a bit.

Kermit: Could I tone it up?

Mel: Not unless you want this post to go X-Rated!

Kermit: I should like to imagine all, and make all, I suppose. But only if I am right.

Mel: What are we talking about here?

Kermit: We are talking about your delusions.

Mel: I knew I shouldn’t have licked you!

Kermit: It’s ok though… No harm done.

Mel: How is Gonzo doing?

Kermit: Do you like cheese?

Mel: Are you saying that Gonzo likes cheese?

Kermit: No but I am asking if you believe in god.

Mel: Are you a religious frog?

Kermit: I am afraid not.

Mel: Is there anything you would like to say to your fans?

Kermit: I would appreciate it if you would test my intelligence.

Mel: Kermit we know you are quick witted.

Kermit: I am Kermit.

Mel: Do you have any advise for President Obama?

Kermit: Explore your universe as much as you can. I think it is all our job to do that.

Mel: Any final words?

Kermit: I would like to offer you my allegiance.

Mel: Thank you Comrade Kermit.

[What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no Muppet was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]

<strong>Mel: </strong>So Kermit how is the pig?
<strong>Kermit: </strong>The babe with the power.
<strong>Mel: </strong>You are a wise frog.
<strong>Kermit: </strong>Yes I am very wise.
<strong>Mel: </strong>Would you mind singing Rainbow Connection?
Kermit: Have you alzheimer?
<strong>Mel: </strong>Did I say something wrong?
<strong>Kermit: </strong>We shared out all the women and then played around till three.
Mel: You muppets are crazy puppets!
<strong>Kermit: </strong>No. Puppets are from Jim Henson.
<strong>Mel: </strong>Yes, I know. Jim Henson is your creator.
<strong>Kermit: </strong>No you are my creator, master.
<strong>Mel: </strong>Well I could be. My hand could make your mouth move.
<strong>Kermit: </strong>If you hit me again I will have to hit you.
<strong>Mel: </strong>Can frogs hit hard?
<strong>Kermit: </strong>No!
<strong>Mel: </strong>Then I am not worried.
<strong>Kermit: </strong>Nor am I.
<strong>Mel: </strong>Have you thought about getting the old gang back together?
<strong>Kermit: </strong>No, but there’s this smoking hot biologist that I’ve thought about getting into a few times.
<strong>Mel: </strong>Wow Kermit! Tone it down a bit.
<strong>Kermit: </strong>Could I tone it up?
<strong>Mel: </strong>Not unless you want this post to go X-Rated!
<strong>Kermit: </strong>I should like to imagine all, and make all, I suppose. But only if I am right.
<strong>Mel: </strong>What are we talking about here?
<strong>Kermit: </strong>We are talking about your delusions.
<strong>Mel: </strong>I knew I shouldn’t have licked you!
<strong>Kermit: </strong>It’s ok though… No harm done.
<strong>Mel: </strong>How is Gonzo doing?
<strong>Kermit: </strong>Do you like cheese?
<strong>Mel: </strong>Are you saying that Gonzo likes cheese?
<strong>Kermit: </strong>No but I am asking if you believe in god.
<strong>Mel: </strong>Are you a religious frog?
<strong>Kermit: </strong>I am afraid not.
<strong>Mel: </strong>Is there anything you would like to say to your fans?
<strong>Kermit: </strong>I would appreciate it if you would test my intelligence.
Mel: Kermit we know you are quick witted.
<strong>Kermit: </strong>I am Kermit.
<strong>Mel: </strong>Do you have any advise for President Obama?
Explore your universe as much as you can. I think it is all our job to do that.
<strong>Mel: </strong>Any final words?
<strong>Kermit: </strong>I would like to offer you my allegiance.
<strong>Mel: </strong>Thank you Comrade Kermit.

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