This week’s famous interview was with Lady Gaga. This interview didn’t go according to plan because I thought I was speaking to Satan’s bride.
She might as well be Satan herself because she thinks I should delete this blog. Read this interview or not, I don’t care. I’m going to go cry 
Mel: Is Satan your boyfriend?
Lady Gaga: No, I have no boyfriend.
Mel: I don’t believe you.
Lady Gaga: I don’t care whether you believe me or not.
Mel: You haven’t taken singing lessons have you?
Lady Gaga: No.
Mel: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Lady Gaga: Starting college at medical school.
Mel: How are you going to get into medical school?
Lady Gaga: I’m going to drive myself to school.
Mel: No, no. I mean how are you with your low IQ going to get into medical school?
Lady Gaga: I am like all the rest. I’m hardly different from anyone else on the planet at all.
Mel: Some say you are a freak.
Lady Gaga: Do you think I am fun?
Mel: You are freaky fun.
Lady Gaga: That’s fair. But I’m enjoying this conversation.
Mel: What do you think of my blog?
Lady Gaga: I think you should cut it.
Mel: Who asked you!?
Lady Gaga: No one, I guess.
Mel: Back to Satan. You two are an item aren’t you?
Lady Gaga: Not really, just don’t think so! So do you like Fruit Loops?
Mel: Because of your lack of talent it is obvious you sold your soul to the devil.
Lady Gaga: You just contradicted yourself.
Mel: You’re Satan right?
Lady Gaga: I think I fell in love with the antichrist, once. How does that make me Satan? Is it okay if I’m Satan?
Mel: Let’s wrap this up. Any words of wisdom to share with the world?
Lady Gaga: Tequila has the worm.
Mel: Can I say one more thing?
Lady Gaga: I’m sorry. See you.
Mel: Satan!
Lady Gaga: I don’t know you, and I don’t talk with strangers. I was under the impression that I was talking with someone else.
Mel: See ya later alligator.
Lady Gaga: When I say later alligator you say after while crocodile.
[Disclaimer: What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]
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She is the sanest celebrity you have interviewed.
Took me by surprise also
Lady Gaga should do an “Ahmnodt Girl” video. The streets would be safer if she took a cab to medical school.
I though every time she made a video it was technically a “Ahmnodt Girl” video
Am not a fan of her, I think she’s a bit gross and creepy
She is creepy. I think she is a little too confident for a 24 year old. Life hasn’t even happened to her yet.