Welcome to another addition of Famous Interview with your host Mel Ancholy! Our latest guest Lawrence Taylor has been accused of raping a 15 year old girl.
His favorite team is the Miami Dolphins and his hobbies include bomb making and hooking up on Facebook. Enjoy!
Mel: Well you have been accused of doing something stupid. How do you feel?
Taylor: No I have not. Who have I murdered?
Mel: Wow Taylor! It was rape, not murder!
Taylor: So its just a casual fling then.
Mel: Wow again! Are you innocent or not?
Taylor: I’m not.
Mel: So cased closed?
Taylor: Do you play any sports?
Mel: I played a little football in my day. What sports are you into?
Taylor: How do you make c4.
Mel: I don’t think you should be making a bomb considering you are already in enough trouble.
Taylor: That means no?
Mel: Changing topics. Who do you think will win the next Super Bowl?
Taylor: I think you are going to win the Super Bowl.
Mel: I don’t play. What team will win the Super Bowl?
Taylor: My team will Go Dolphins!!!
Mel: I thought your team was the New York Giants.
Taylor: Clever… Like a fox. No, but seriously, it is the lemur.
Mel: How many friends do you have on Facebook?
Taylor: 7.
Mel: How many friends do you have in real life?
Taylor: 517.
Mel: Is 56 your favorite number?
Taylor: 7.
Mel: Oh, you wanted to be a Quarterback with that number. What are you plans for the future?
Taylor: It’s my day off and I have to pay bills and do some other annoying errands.
Mel: Anything you want to say to your accusers?
Taylor: It’s coming, and it better have flying cars.
Mel: Thanks for the interview!
Taylor: Thank you for your time. See ya later.
Mel: See you in prison.
Taylor: Hey I’m not in prison.
Mel: Yet.
Taylor: I will though.
[What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]
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