Lazy is a relative term.  Lazy can mean people who sit on their keester all day long and do nothing or it can even mean people who over plan.  Yes, over planners are really just too lazy to get to work.

Are you scared that you may be turning into a lazy human?  Here are 5 signs that you suck and are lazy.

5 Signs of Suck and Lazy

  1. You stare at the computer screen knowing you should be sleeping but you can’t get your butt to the bed.  As I write this it is almost midnight.
  2. You stop breathing.  Dead people are really just people who got tired of breathing in oxygen.  These people are actually the only ones on the list who don’t suck air anymore.
  3. You poured you a nice bowl of Kellog’s Frosted Flakes but you are too lazy to lift the spoon to your mouth.  Doesn’t somebody create this stuff so that it can get transported via IV?
  4. You have sex, which led to children but that wasn’t part of the plan.  Sex?  Great!  Children?  Oh gees, do I have to?
  5. You didn’t really read this blog post.  You just skimmed your lazy self through it and left a comment like, “I couldn’t agree more” or “The topic is just what I was looking for, thanks for the so much.”  That last comment didn’t even make sense!

So what is my point?  If you are going to be lazy then don’t suck!  And if you are going to suck then don’t be lazy about it.  These two don’t mix unless you are going to write a blog post like this one.

Are you guilty of being lazy?  Share in the comments if you can lift your fingers you lazy bones!