Lindsay Lohan Famous Interviews (16)

Lindsey Lohan Prison Interview

Lindsey Lohan, who is probably the most famous of prisoners right now, took the time to sit down for an interview.  She is quite the unique girl.

She enjoys sipping on cocaine coffee while taking her favorite drug The Godfather.  She claims that blood gives her wings but swears she is not a vampire.

Mel Ancholy: Since you are a prisoner, I do realize you don’t have a lot time so we are going to make this short and sweet.

Lindsay Lohan: I do what I do when I have to.

Mel Ancholy: I am going to ask you your thoughts on 10 different questions. Just answer them as honestly as you can.

Lindsay Lohan: Go ahead.

Mel Ancholy: 1. What is your favorite prescription medication?

Lindsay Lohan: I don’t really have one.

Mel Ancholy: If you had to say which is your favorite what would it be?

Lindsay Lohan: The Godfather.

Mel Ancholy: Oh, Adderall.

Lindsay Lohan: What you already know.

Mel Ancholy: 2. What is your favorite movie?

Lindsay Lohan: One missed call.

Mel Ancholy: 3. How will you spend your time in prison?

Lindsay Lohan: With my computer…duh.

Mel Ancholy: 4. Does Red Bull give you wings?

Lindsay Lohan: Blood.

Mel Ancholy: Holy crap! Blood gives you wings? A little much into the vampires?

Lindsay Lohan: I’m not a vampire!

Mel Ancholy: 5. Women or men?

Lindsay Lohan: Yes.

Mel Ancholy: 6. Cocaine or coffee?

Lindsay Lohan: Yes, I’m drinking some right now.

Mel Ancholy: 7. Will you ever work in Hollywood again?

Lindsay Lohan: Yes, yes I will.

Mel Ancholy: 8. As a hooker?

Lindsay Lohan: How much?

Mel Ancholy: I think I am supposed to ask you that.

Mel Ancholy: 9. Who are you really?

Lindsay Lohan: A really bored person.

Mel Ancholy: 10. Any last words?

Lindsay Lohan: It is, it is, it is.

Mel Ancholy: It is, it is, it is what?

Lindsay Lohan: It is you who is silly.

[What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]

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