This week I interviewed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.  Something must have been lost in translation because he kept calling female males and vice versa.

Surprisingly Ahmadinejad thinks Jews are hot but he is not fangirly about them.  He denied any conspiracy theories connected to him and Ahmnodt (more about that tomorrow).

Mel: I am going to ask you 10 random questions. We look forward to your answers!

1. Mel: What do you think of Pope Benedict?

Ahmadinejad: Meh, not much really. He was never my president so I don’t really care.

2. Mel: What do you think of Oprah Winfrey?

Ahmadinejad: I think he has poor leadership.

3. Mel: What do you think of Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Ahmadinejad: She’s corrupt.

4. Mel: What do you think of Muhammad ibn ‘Abdullah?

Ahmadinejad: Don’t know him!

5. Mel: What do you think of former President Bush?

Ahmadinejad: He’s a crazy cowboy redneck man.

6. Mel: What do you think of Jesus the Christ?

Ahmadinejad: That…he is a holy person? I don’t know much about him.

7. Mel: Which country would you like to conquer?

Ahmadinejad: The USA…

8. Mel: What do you think of Jews?

Ahmadinejad: He’s kinda hot, but I’m not all fangirly about him or anything.

9. Mel: What do you think about President Obama?

Ahmadinejad: I gave him support. Sorry I did. He has no backbone. Two-faced, even.

10. Mel: Have you heard about the conspiracy theory about you and Ahmnodt Heare?

Ahmadinejad: I’ve never heard of it. I feed on blood.

Bonus Questions: Mel: Okay, Bonus Question. What are your plans for the world?

Ahmadinejad: Two slices of bread, some ham, and swiss cheese.

[Disclaimer: What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]

 

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