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You would think that men would know how to make oatmeal properly but guess what, they don’t. I am going to change all that with this simple recipe.
7 Simple Steps to Manly Oatmeal
1. Pour some Old Fashioned Oats into a bowl. Eyeball it. Do not get out some dainty measuring cup.
2. Runs some water into it. Not too much otherwise you will be standing in front of the microwave forever!
3. Toss it in the microwave. Turn it on and watch it tumble in the bowl. After a couple of minutes check it. Ready oatmeal is not runny but thick.
4. Put a tablespoon of sugar into the bowl.
5. Add a gob of butter. Not margarine! Real butter is full of saturated fat. This will keep you fuller longer and raises your testosterone.
6. Make sure to bury the butter underneath the oatmeal and let it sit for two minutes.
7. After the butter has melted stir it all up and enjoy!
How do you make oatmeal?
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I wish I could get myself to eat oatmeal. It sounds like a good recipe.
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Somebody on Reddit advised using brown sugar. I tried it and I liked it.
Sugar is for sissies. Real men eat oatmeal without sweeteners. Maybe add some almonds or walnuts.
I’m a sissy