Megan Fox Famous Interviews (14)

You are in for a great interview with one of Hollywood’s most snobbish leading ladies.  Well I guess she is not leading yet but she may be because she knows how to tick off everyone in her surrounding area.

She doesn’t take drugs, lives for the night and wants me to lower my anchor.  Hope you enjoy this Megan Fox interview!

Mel: If you knew this interview happened would you get angry?

Megan Fox: I was seeing if you knew.

Mel: Not sure what you’ve been smoking?

Megan Fox: I’m quite tired.

Mel: Is it because of some illegal substance?

Megan Fox: No.

Mel: Do you take drugs?

Megan Fox: No I live for the night.

Mel: Oh so you are tired because you don’t sleep?

Megan Fox: I don’t know.

Mel: So nothing in the old noggin?

Megan Fox: Everything is nothing.

Mel: So you’re into philosophy?

Megan Fox: Am I? Since when?

Mel: I assume this.

Megan Fox: Yeah. How old are you?

Mel: 89

Megan Fox: You’re old.

Mel: You’re a blond.

Megan Fox: Yes?

Mel: In other words you are slightly dense.

Megan Fox: I think so.

Mel: We do to. How many good movies have you made?

Megan Fox: More than you.

Mel: I have only made home movies and I some how doubt this.

Megan Fox: If your ear is so small, how can I know you hear me properly?

Mel: If your nose is so big how come I am not sucked into your brain?

Megan Fox: I don’t have any hands.

Mel: Huh? I think you mean hunds as in a German dog?

Megan Fox: You are always on my mind.

Mel: As you are on most men’s minds?

Megan Fox: You’re the one.

Mel: Wowzers!! ZING! So can I have all your money?

Megan Fox: No you can not. Instead I shall tell you that chocolate is not really a suitable form of sustainance.

Mel: What is a suitable form of sustainance?

Megan Fox: How to convince parents that I’m sick.

Mel: Don’t worry. Most parents won’t let their children watch your movies because they know how sick you are!

Megan Fox: I talk incessantly, but I do not think that I know a lot.

Mel: Yeah, we think the same. What are your plans for the future?

Megan Fox: But you told me I lost the game. I want to have kids some day. Do you?

Mel: I do want kids… wait, are you hitting on me?

Megan Fox: Yes, yes I am hitting on you. Are you hitting on me too?

Mel: Mrs. Ancholy would kill me if I did!

Megan Fox: Now, wait a minute. If you saw land, would it not be better to lower the anchors?

Mel: What? So are you the land or the water and is this a metaphor for something else?

Megan Fox: Hey now don’t be mean.

Mel: What would you like to say to your fans?

Megan Fox: Nothing.

Mel: What would you like to say to your haters?

Megan Fox: What would you like me to say to you?

Mel: Nothing except for I am getting bored with you.

Megan Fox: Brown.

Mel: Poop.

Megan Fox: Really? Your parents were mean.

Mel: I don’t understand your logic.

Megan Fox: It’s a joke.

Mel: Haha! Well talk to you later Foxy.

Megan Fox: You are offending me.

Mel: Who hasn’t!?

[What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]

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