Mel Gibson Apocalypto Interview
I have titled this the Apocalypto Interview because this may be the last interview with Mel Gibson ever! I am not sure what Apocalypto means but it kind of sounds like destruction.
Mel Gibson loves to hang out with Lindsey Lohan and drink blood. He doesn’t own a Jew. He was physically abusive to me during our interview but it is okay because he was drinking. Both our names are Mel so I am using our last names for identification during the interview.
Ancholy: Okay Mel Gibson, we are going to test how racist you really are. Are you ready?
Gibson: Det har jeg ikke.
Ancholy: What? I don’t understand. Have you been hitting the bottle again?
Gibson: Thanks talking to you and next time you should be in love.
Ancholy: What is your opinion of black people?
Gibson: It is too simplistic.
Ancholy: What is too simplistic?
Gibson: You.
Ancholy: Well thanks for the insult. What do you think about black people?
Gibson: They are impossibly cold.
Ancholy: What do you think about the Jews?
Gibson: What’s that? (intoxication may be causing problems with his hearing)
Ancholy: What do you think about the Jews?
Gibson: I don’t have one.
Ancholy: You don’t have one? What are you, Hitler!
Gibson: That your life blood is power and we can take it away.
Ancholy: You want my blood? Have you been hanging with Lindsay Lohan too much?
Gibson: Traitor!
Ancholy: You better watch your words with me because I am recording this.
Gibson: Why would you say something that hurtful to me.
Ancholy: Oh, now you are playing innocent?
Gibson: Nope. I don’t need to. I can have any guy that I want.
Ancholy: That brings me to my next question.
Gibson: What’s the question.
Ancholy: Did you knock two teeth out of your wife’s head?
Gibson: Do you like to ask silly questions?
Ancholy: Why do you beat on women?
Gibson: I don’t. Would you like to know what I believe in?
Ancholy: Yes
Gibson: Tough. I’m not going to tell you.
Ancholy: Please tell me.
Gibson: Tell you what?
Ancholy: Could you please put the bottle down for one second?
Gibson: Yes, hold on.
Ancholy: Ouch! Why did you bust that bottle on my head? Freaking jerk!
Gibson: I don’t think you are staying on topic.
Ancholy: I am going to call the cops!
Gibson: You’re not that clever.
Ancholy: Don’t insult me. Just because I dress like a slut doesn’t mean you can hit me and talk to me like that!
Gibson: Wow, that was ugly…
Ancholy: I have to go get stitches!
Gibson: Please, can I have it black no sugar.
Ancholy: You racist pig!
Gibson: Oh yeah, we were talking about big brothers.
Ancholy: Before I go can you please tell us what your next mistake will be?
Gibson: Knock knock.
Ancholy: Who’s there?
Gibson: Me.
Ancholy: Me who?
Gibson: You.
Ancholy: Me who You?
Gibson: Dave.
Ancholy: You suck at Knock Knock Jokes!
