Miley Cyrus has been making the news lately because of her crappy new music video. She told me she made the new video because men are not dogs and in fact that they don’t exist. In the future she sees herself growing old then dying. Enjoy!
Mel: So, I hear that your father is an idiot.
Miley Cyrus: So you’re calling yourself an idiot?
Mel: I’m not your dad. What’s up with your new music video?
Miley Cyrus: Dogs don’t exist.
Mel: Miley have you been smoking pot?
Miley Cyrus: Uh not that I know of.
Mel: Where do you see yourself in ten years?
Miley Cyrus: I don’t know. Where do you see yourself in ten years?
Mel: I’ll ask the questions. Where do you see yourself in ten years?
Miley Cyrus: Perhaps at a homestead on the countryside.
Mel: Do you think you are spiraling down to destruction?
Miley Cyrus: That makes two of us.
Mel: That’s what I thought. What will you do for your 18th birthday party?
Miley Cyrus: I have the key to my life so I won’t do anything.
Mel: What is the key to life?
Miley Cyrus: Music.
Mel: Hmm… What do you think about Justin Bieber?
Miley Cyrus: He’s a good singer. What do you think about him?
Mel: I give him 4 out of 10 stars. Do you think you will date him?
Miley Cyrus: No. I never wanted world domination.
Mel: So you see dating and perhaps marriage in a similar way that the Roman Empire saw the world?
Miley Cyrus: The internet is only one way to interact with the world.
Mel: We see that you have some bad pics on the internet. Shame!
Miley Cyrus: That’s not nice, and just when we were finally starting to see eye-to-eye.
Mel: It is hard to see eye to eye when you post bad pics!
Miley Cyrus: If you are so great, then humility should be easy.
Mel: Indeed. Will you give the fans what they want?
Miley Cyrus: Sure thing, but not right now.
Mel: What do the fans want?
Miley Cyrus: They want you to tell me what I should do.
Mel: Retire.
Miley Cyrus: Retired?
Mel: Yes, retire. What are your plans for the future?
Miley Cyrus: I will become older, then die.
Mel: Sounds great! Thank you for your time. Bye.
Miley Cyrus: I know that you know! And thank you for your time, too.
[What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]
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