[This is part of the How to do Everything Correctly Series. Check out the other posts!]
You work hard! But who can really make enough money in this society to even buy a can of beans? I know I can’t. Wouldn’t it be great if you could make tons of money by doing hardly any work at all? You betcha! Let me show you how!
Ten Terrific Tips to Turning Laziness into Millions!
Tip #1: Have ads on your blog, cause everybody knows you can’t can make a killing!
Tip #2: Shoplifting! Except this is too much work. If you are a male (obviously not a man) have your woman go into the store and steal GPS units. I use to work security and men would sit out in their vehicle while the women would steal. Pathetic.
Tip #3: Instead of having a yard sale, have a Snuggie sale! Since you no longer are an active member of that cult, don’t you think it is time to rid yourself of the Snuggie?
Tip #4: In the country I live in there are prostitutes who park their RV next to the road and wait for customers. Park your pickup truck next to the RV’s and sale souvenirs.
Tip #5: Live in your mom’s basement and invent something new… like Ritalin flavored ice cream!
Tip #6: Act like a jackass and then go on tour to let all those people know that you have an app.
Tip #7: Dollars have little metal strips in them. Create a magnetic devise strong enough to pull the dollar bills out of stripper’s panties.
Tip #8: Be born beautiful because we all know that beautiful people don’t have to try. How hard is it to wear Calvin Kline underwear and look at the camera like you’re the stuff?
Tip #9: Plant a money tree.
Tip #10: Trade in your US dollars for Mexican Pesos! This is actually the easiest way to make millions!
Do you have Tip #11 to share with us?
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Post idea provided by Binky
“I use to work security and men would sit out in their vehicle while the women would steal. Pathetic.” Depending on how good looking she is…could be smart.
How good looking does she have to be?
Sell the Snuggies? But they have so much room for shoplifted goods!
Good point Sig. But I think the real issue is that you’re just not ready to leave that cult.
I’m not giving up my free reading light. That’s what started the snuggie cult!
I used to have a Snuggie parody that I was gong to share here but I can’t seem to find it.
The light thing is to funny
I tried the Google adsense once & I made a grand total of 5 cents in about 3 months. Laughin’ all the way to the bank!!!
I never knew those RV’s contained prozzies, I just thought they were grey nomads. Who’da thought that little old lady I saw the other day was a prozzy & the little old man was her pimp? Ya just never can tell these days…
It would pretty funny if you set a souvenir shop next to an innocent old couple and the T-shirts said, “I love me some RV’s and Hookers!”
The old man might have enough strength left to knock your lights out.
I thought becoming a politician would do the trick!
Ah! Tip #11. This one is really simple. I should have Ahmnodt do a guest post sometime on the basics of becoming a politician.
Yes, he might just get someone to enter his competition
Competition? What competition?
Number nine sounds like the best to be, but I don’t have a green thumb and it would probably die. Curiously, I just made a cartoon about a money tree. We must be psychically linked.
P.S. Binky’s post ideas are the best!!
I do like Binky’s post ideas for sure
Nice idea Binky. I would add that you should join at least 6 MLM’s because it’s a little known secret that all your friends want to buy overpriced and useless products from you.