After much deliberation and profuse sweating Barack Obama made his first official decision. He decided that it was too hot in the Oval Office to wear his coat. When asked about his choice he told reporters that he was not sure how to turn the thermostat down. Bill Clinton had a similar problem in the 90′s. His solution was to deptants himself. Bill Clinton told Obama that he made a wise decision when he chose Hillary Clinton as his Secretary of State. When Obama asked him why Bill replied, “She knows how to make any room cold as ice.”
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Better with two Secretaries: Hillary and Monica Lewinsky, or even 3 (Gina Gershon)