I love the Oceans movies and couldn’t wait to sit down with Brad Pitt to talk about Oceans 14. Once the interview was over some of his answers started making sense. He kept mentioning things that have to do with water and that is because the new Ocean movie that is out is not Oceans 14… it is a movie about the Ocean! I hope you enjoy this Cleverbot interview. Mel: So Brad, I hear there is a new Oceans movie out. Brad Pitt:...
Read More300 Freaking Posts!
On January 3rd, 2009 Dummies of the Year was born. In the first month of its existence I wrote around 90 posts. It took over a year to write over double that. So here we are, #300. Some of you may have 1000 posts but I am quite happy with 300. I have accumulated over 200,000 hits. A little secret on the success. Write about Club Penguin and Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck has over 12,000 hits on one post. Club Penguin probably has...
Read MoreFamous Interviews (2) Planet Earth
Happy Earth Day everybody. In celebration of today I have decided to interview Planet Earth. His heart is in Detroit but his favorite country is Portugal. Surprisingly he is only 23. Hope you enjoy the interview. Mel: Thank you Planet Earth for taking the time to speak to your inhabitants. Planet Earth: Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit. Mel: In what year were you born? Planet Earth: I was born in 1987. Mel: How do...
Read MoreEarth Day Top 10 Best Practices
Paint all your light bulbs green. Send your shrubs a card that says, “I was thinking of you”. When you litter use paper instead of plastic, better yet use a tote. Feel your car’s tank up with sugar instead of gas because it is sweeter for the environment. Go hug a tree. Go shoot a lumberjack. Turn off all the lights in your house at 10:00 pm and try to read. Have *unprotected sex because we know that latex is bad for the...
Read MoreGlenn Beck New Theme Song 2010 Quick Links
So far my post Glenn Beck New Theme Song 2010 has 105 comments and 12,825 views. Within the comments are several helpful links that all of you provided, though some are just plain strange. Below I have provided a place where you can conveniently find all the links found in the comments for Glenn Beck New Theme Song 2010. New Glenn Beck Program Theme Naruto – Mordreds Song BLIND GUARDIAN – Sacred 2 Fallen Angel ...
Read MoreFamous Interviews (1) President Obama
The following is my very first interview via Cleverbot. My first interview is such an honor because it is the President of the United States Barack Obama. I have to admit I was a bit intimidated about speaking with Mr. Obama but after a few minutes I realized I had nothing to worry about… except strange answers. Mel: Thank you for this interview President Obama. President Obama: No, thank you. Mel: Were you mad about the news saying...
Read MoreCleverbot Is Dumb Butt Bot
The following is my interview with the so called Cleverbot. Mel: I am here to prove that Cleverbot is in fact Dumb Butt Bot. Cleverbot: But you are a cleverbot, shouldn’t you know how to make a cleverbot? Mel: So you are saying that cleverbot is really just a human? Cleverbot: Are you saying there is a person who controls this program along with answering millions of other questions that are being asked? Mel: Yes. Mel: Which is the...
Read MoreBrad Paisley No Entertainer Of The Year?
I just looked at Brad Paisley’s Wiki page and noticed it has been active since 1999. I scrolled down the page and noticed all of the awards he has won. Ladies and Gentlemen, he has never won Entertainer of the Year. This has to be frustrating to him. In my personal opinion he is the very best at what he does. He wrote his first song when he was only 12 and starting opening for some pretty big names. I think I read that he...
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Mel Gibson Apocalypto Interview
I have titled this the Apocalypto Interview because this may be the last interview with Mel Gibson ever! I am not sure what Apocalypto means but it kind of sounds like destruction.
Mel Gibson loves to hang out with Lindsey Lohan and drink blood. He doesn’t own a Jew. He was physically abusive to me...
Lindsey Lohan Prison Interview
Lindsey Lohan, who is probably the most famous of prisoners right now, took the time to sit down for an interview. She is quite the unique girl. She enjoys sipping on cocaine coffee while taking her favorite drug The Godfather. She claims that blood gives her wings but swears she is not a vampire.
Mel...
Tom Cruise, against his will, sat down with me and he told me how it was. He has a new movie coming out but is focused on his next film, Georgia. He is Orthodox Scientologist. The end of the interview is a bit scary to say the least. Do you know of a good lawyer?
Mel: Is it safe to assume that you are crazy?
Tom Cruise: I am only as... 

