What an awesome week here at Dummies of the Year!  I gave some link love on the sidebar to Binky and Tony because they gave some comment love.  Win-win!  I love it.  Two different commenters will be on the sidebar this week.  Who will it be?

I’m not really in to political correctness so Happy Easter everyone.  Hope you have a wonderful weekend doing what you love to do.  I’ll see you on Monday with a new famous interview.

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Monday

Easter Bunny Famous Interview

Did you know that the Easter Bunny has emotional issues? He compares Easter to death and nowadays he prefers Cinnamon candy to chocolate. Please pray for the Easter Bunny and enjoy this Famous Interview.

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Wednesday

10 Lies Teenagers Believe

Teenagers believe the dumbest things. Here the top 10 lies that idiot teenagers believe.

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Thursday

How to do Everything Correctly

It is my belief that there are utterly ridiculous dumb people roaming the face of the internet and it is my responsibility to boost their Dummy IQ.  My platform?  The How to do Everything Correctly Series!

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This Week’s Boost Your Dummy IQ Links:

• Trapped in an elevator with a toddler….for 41 seconds!: You think being trapped in an elevator with a bunch of New Yorkers is bad?  Trying being stuck in an elevator with this toddler!
• New Product Forces Your Kid to Stay Awake: I don’t have kids yet but I am going to buy two of these devises for when I do.
• Do Preschool Boys Make Good Husbands?:  This was hilarious… at least up until the end.

Boosting Your Dummy IQ,

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Measure Twice, Cut Once

It is my belief that there are utterly ridiculous dumb people roaming the face of the internet and it is my responsibility to boost their Dummy IQ.

Welcome to the How to do Everything Correctly series!  In this series we will discover how to do all of the simple things that simpletons can’t seem to grasp.

This post will serve as the landing page for all of the posts in this series.

1. How to Declaw Cute Little Kittens
2. How to Unshell an Egg in Under 5 Seconds
3. How Not To Write a Brain Dead Blog Post
4. To Kill A Falcon Bird
5. How To Get Rid Of Pet Urine Smell
6. When Not To Post
7. How You Can Double Your Blog Traffic Overnight
8. Mans Rules on How To Make Oatmeal
9. How to Cure Jock Itch in 3 Easy Steps
10. Tips On Domain Names
11. How to Gain Weight
12. Beat Depression: Get In Shape
13. 5 Tips To Make Women Hot
14. 7 Keys To A Crappy Marriage
15. 5 Unproven Methods For Overcoming Depression
16. 10 Tips To Never Feeling Tired Again
17. Top 7 U-Haul Driving Tips
18. How To Lose Weight With Stash Chai Green Tea
19. How to Make More Money by Doing Less Work
20. How to Increase Your Blog Traffic in 3 Sleazy Tips
21. How to Toilet Train Your Dog
22. How to Raise a Spoiled Brat
23. How to Eliminate Kidney Stones for Good!
24. How to Climb 1768 Feet Straight Up Without Puking
25. How to Get Rid of Gas

If you have anything you would like to know how to do the correct way let me know in the comments below and I may just use it as a future post idea for this series!

Boosting Your Dummy IQ,

Scholar Mel

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We were all teenagers once, unless of course you haven’t went through that stage yet.  If that is the case then please visit Club Penguin.

The following are all the stupid things we believed when we were young.

Top Ten Lies

1. Life will be easier when I am an adult.
2. When I get married I will have sex every day!
3. When I get married and have this sex every day, my wife will enjoy it every time!
4. Pecks today, Pecks forever.
5. My girlfriend won’t get pregnant if we have sex.
6. God listens to my prayers right before I take the test I didn’t study for.
7. My parents don’t know as much as I do!
8. I can’t make up my mind if I should pursue a career in the NFL or the NBA.
9. I will always have these golden locks.
10. Texting while driving 80mph is just fine.  Seriously, quit worrying about me.  I’ll be fine.

What is one lie you believed when you were a teenager?  Share in the comments.

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