If you are depressed and you want to overcome the depression then you are in the wrong place because I am going to share with you unproven methods on how to overcome depression. PS: Even Tom Cruise thinks your in the wrong place. Get Over It – Easier said than done. Threaten Your Serotonin Receptors – Just tell the serotonin in your brain to start reproducing. Also it doesn’t hurt to give it an empty threat like,...
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Mel Gibson Apocalypto Interview
I have titled this the Apocalypto Interview because this may be the last interview with Mel Gibson ever! I am not sure what Apocalypto means but it kind of sounds like destruction.
Mel Gibson loves to hang out with Lindsey Lohan and drink blood. He doesn’t own a Jew. He was physically abusive to me...
Lindsey Lohan Prison Interview
Lindsey Lohan, who is probably the most famous of prisoners right now, took the time to sit down for an interview. She is quite the unique girl. She enjoys sipping on cocaine coffee while taking her favorite drug The Godfather. She claims that blood gives her wings but swears she is not a vampire.
Mel...
Tom Cruise, against his will, sat down with me and he told me how it was. He has a new movie coming out but is focused on his next film, Georgia. He is Orthodox Scientologist. The end of the interview is a bit scary to say the least. Do you know of a good lawyer?
Mel: Is it safe to assume that you are crazy?
Tom Cruise: I am only as... 

