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Obama Cancels Idol Thanks to our President, American Idol was pushed back a day. It is kind of funny that the only one who can trump Idol is Barack Obama. I have certain shows I watch on certain days so this really messed up my schedule or did it? No, actually it made it possible for me to tune into the American Idol results show. American Idol Results Last night it was Michael Sarver who was voted off. This was going to happen...
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Into The Twittersphere! Confused about Twitter? Well be confused no longer because here is a video that explains everything. Short answer is if you use Twitter then you have no friends. Twouble With Twitter
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Read MoreMan That's A Dumb Joke
One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down. They got out and looked around at their surroundings. Finally, the first guy says, “I’m gonna go look for some food.” The other two guys say, “Why?”. “So we can eat of course.” says the first guy. Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, “I’m going to go get some water”. “Why”...
Read MoreKing Homer The Great Quote II
Homer Quote II Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal....
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Mel Gibson Apocalypto Interview I have titled this the Apocalypto Interview because this may be the last interview with Mel Gibson ever! I am not sure what Apocalypto means but it kind of sounds like destruction. Mel Gibson loves to hang out with Lindsey Lohan and drink blood. He doesn’t own a Jew. He was physically abusive to me...
Lindsey Lohan Prison Interview Lindsey Lohan, who is probably the most famous of prisoners right now, took the time to sit down for an interview. She is quite the unique girl. She enjoys sipping on cocaine coffee while taking her favorite drug The Godfather. She claims that blood gives her wings but swears she is not a vampire. Mel...
Tom Cruise, against his will, sat down with me and he told me how it was. He has a new movie coming out but is focused on his next film, Georgia. He is Orthodox Scientologist. The end of the interview is a bit scary to say the least. Do you know of a good lawyer? Mel: Is it safe to assume that you are crazy? Tom Cruise: I am only as... 

