Chuck Norris For President Of Texas Yes you read that right!  If Texas ever departed from the Union Chuck Norris may be up for election.  It’s almost enough to make one pack up and move to the Lone Star State.  I imagine that he would be more popular than Obama and may even begin a war with him. Your Thoughts Who would win out of a fight, Chuck Norris or Barack Obama?  Would you move to Texas if Chuck became the President?  Why...

Our economy is getting so bad that certain muppet puppets are out of a job.  Oscar the Grouch for once didn’t seem to be upset, even though his boss has canned him.  When asked why he was cool about being laid-off Oscar just responded, “I have been wanting to play new parts for quite sometime.  Ever since that little red freak who likes to be tickled was hired I have puked one too many times.” Other muppets who have...

*Update: I Was 50% Correct On My Prediction The Top 13 American Idol Contestants The Ones That Are Colored Red Have Been Eliminated Adam Lambert Alexis Grace llison Iraheta Anoop Desai – He is safeDanny Gokey Jasmine Murray – Went HomeJorge Nuñez Kris Allen Lil Rounds Matt Giraud Megan Joy Michael Sarver Scott MacIntyre I should mention that this is not really a spoiler alert but let me know if I am wrong with who will be...

Alpha Inventions Gave Me 10,000 Hits I just wanted to thank Alpha Inventions for helping me receive 10,000 hits over the weekend! I have added Alpha Inventions in the credits section of each post since then.  Also I have added the Alpha Inventions Blog to my blogroll.

Homer Quote I Homer: Marge? Since I’m not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won’t be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin’ your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself,...

Treason! For the record Rush Limbaugh wants Obama’s socialistic policies to fail.  If President Obama decides that he wants to push conservative issues then Rush would want Obama to succeed.  One can hear what they want to but truth is truth. Is it okay to want Obama(‘s policies) to fail?  I know there are many who want his policies to succeed and that’s fine but is it wrong to disagree with President Obama? Should it...

The WordPress King Do you like humor?  Do you like fake news?  Well if you do you should head on over to The Onion and after that go check out Brad’s blog WordPump.  His site, in my opinion, should be on the WordPress Blogs of the Day because of the original stories he is able to come up with.  Make sure you visit often and leave comments. WordPump Is:OriginalFunnyNon-Cluttered (easy on the eyes… the site not Brad) ...