Every once in a while I write a post to try and bring in the traffic. It seems people are attracted to baby names and cute little kittens.
Here is another post with cute little animals.
Why Most 5K Training Guides Suck!
Are you sitting in front of your computer screen now reading this post? Is your belly a little bigger than you would like it to be? Is it time you got off your butt and started training? Are you an American wanting to train for your first 5K?
Then read this post and find out why most 5K training guides are stinky!
5K Baby!
I am getting the running fever and have been looking online today for a good 5K manual. There are some half way decent ones out there but they are lacking in one major area.
Every 5K program is wanting to train me in miles! If I am going to train for a 5K(ilometer) then why are they offering me a training guide not in kilometers!?
To make this a little more frustrating I am currently live in Europe. Distance is not measured in miles but in kilos.
I am not going to convert the miles to kilos because it always comes to an odd number like 1.63 kilos. How would I measure that? Train hard but math simple!
Almost Great 5K Training Guides
Still Looking For A Great 5K Plan
What is the best 5K plan you have found. It can’t offer the program in miles. Comment below.
Sarah Palin Famous Interviews (25)
Sarah Palin took the time to sit down with me and explain her plans for a Forth Reich. She didn’t actually say anything about a Forth Reich but we will just assume the worst because that is what we American people are good at.
Sarah’s Bio: This is not about her stench but about her life. She is still in college, she think George Bush is a dragon and she likes rabbits. Enjoy this Famous Interview!
Mel: The United States is deeply unpopular in Pakistan. Do you think the Pakistani government is protecting al Qaeda within its borders?
Palin: I think the idea of Democracy is fine, I just think we need more oversight so that we can root out corruption.
Mel: You’ve cited Alaska’s proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?
Palin: There are connections. You just aren’t perceiving them.
Mel: So you really don’t have foreign policy experience?
Palin: Nope. Neither do you.
Mel: Yeah but I am just an online personality. You are a politician.
Palin: Ef you.
Mel: You recently said three times that you would never, quote, “second guess” Israel if that country decided to attack Iran. Why not?
Palin: You cannot possibly begin to understand how superior I am to you.
Mel: Do you look sexy in a bikini?
Palin: I look like a bunny.
Mel: Like a Playboy Bunny?
Palin: More.
Mel: Most people don’t own a passport but being the hippocrates that they are they wanted to ask why you didn’t have one. Does this mean you hate the world?
Palin: Stupid people don’t know they are stupid.
Mel: Who is stupid? The world or the American people?
Palin: I agree. You should see the bathroom in my dorm!
Mel: Are you still in college?
Palin: Yes.
Mel: What do you think of Drink the Kool-Aid canidate Ahmnodt Heare?
Palin: I think George Bush is a dragon.
Mel: Are you the Whore of Babylon?
Palin: I am a white rabbit, but not the white rabbit.
Mel: What would you like to say to the American people?
Palin: You’re very demanding and think you’re always right.
Mel: What would you like to say to Katie Couric?
Palin: Hm, do you have a dog?
Mel: So you are comparing Katie to a dog?
Palin: Yes.
Mel: Give us one last word of wisdom.
Palin: *hug*.
[Disclaimer: What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]
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