Yesterday I told you I would reveal the conspiracy theory involving Ahmnodt Heare and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, so here you go.

Conspiracy Theory Revealed

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad & Ahmnodt Heare are the Same Person!

Top 5 Conspiracy Theories

1. Ahmadinejad & Ahmnodt both have AHM as the first 3 letters in their name!

2. They both have beards.  It is apparent that Ahmnodt is using Just For Men or that Ahmadinejad is using Touch Of Gray.

3. They both have similar hair styles, even parting their hair on the same side.

4. They both want to be the ruler of the free world.  Yesterday Ahmadinejad said he wants to conquer the USA and Ahmnodt is basically trying to do the same thing.

5. They are trying to pull a Superman Diabolical Fiasco.  Ahmnodt is Clark Kent with those glasses on and he turns in to Ahmadinejad aka Superman when he takes them off!

Add To The Conspiracy

You know you have seen the similarites before.  Now I want to now if you have heard of anything else about Ahmadinejad & Ahmnodt.  Share in the comments!

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This week I interviewed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.  Something must have been lost in translation because he kept calling female males and vice versa.

Surprisingly Ahmadinejad thinks Jews are hot but he is not fangirly about them.  He denied any conspiracy theories connected to him and Ahmnodt (more about that tomorrow).

Mel: I am going to ask you 10 random questions. We look forward to your answers!

1. Mel: What do you think of Pope Benedict?

Ahmadinejad: Meh, not much really. He was never my president so I don’t really care.

2. Mel: What do you think of Oprah Winfrey?

Ahmadinejad: I think he has poor leadership.

3. Mel: What do you think of Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Ahmadinejad: She’s corrupt.

4. Mel: What do you think of Muhammad ibn ‘Abdullah?

Ahmadinejad: Don’t know him!

5. Mel: What do you think of former President Bush?

Ahmadinejad: He’s a crazy cowboy redneck man.

6. Mel: What do you think of Jesus the Christ?

Ahmadinejad: That…he is a holy person? I don’t know much about him.

7. Mel: Which country would you like to conquer?

Ahmadinejad: The USA…

8. Mel: What do you think of Jews?

Ahmadinejad: He’s kinda hot, but I’m not all fangirly about him or anything.

9. Mel: What do you think about President Obama?

Ahmadinejad: I gave him support. Sorry I did. He has no backbone. Two-faced, even.

10. Mel: Have you heard about the conspiracy theory about you and Ahmnodt Heare?

Ahmadinejad: I’ve never heard of it. I feed on blood.

Bonus Questions: Mel: Okay, Bonus Question. What are your plans for the world?

Ahmadinejad: Two slices of bread, some ham, and swiss cheese.

[Disclaimer: What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]

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