Pecs Today, Boobs Tomorrow

Posted in Dummies of the Year 1.0 | 15 comments

I remember when I was 14. I didn’t really have pecs but I wasn’t worried about developing boobs either. I was just skin and bones.

Then I turned 20. I started working out and the outcome was muscles on my chest. I wasn’t a stud but I also wasn’t a geek.

Then I entered my mid 20′s. I got married. I did inherit boobs but that is a different post that will never be posted.

One thing I discovered about my wife is that she cooks really good! She bakes really good also!

Fantastic Late Night Carbs

Brownies, cakes, cookies galore! Slowly the muscles faded.

I entered my 30′s.

Sugar supply will never end, right?

Here I am entering my mid 30′s and the pecs do not exist.

I look down.

I frown.

What is this flubby tubby blubber with nipples attached?

Ack!

Boobs! Man Boobs!

Pecks yesterday, boobs today.

15 Visitor Comments

Friggin Loon April 13, 2011

Oh my, manboobs are hard to get rid of. Sorry
- Mel April 13, 2011
  
  Well they are just fat. It isn’t gynecomastia or anything crappy like that. Thank God
Bearman April 13, 2011

I got rid of my man boobs, the problem is the fat should went to my stomach.
- Mel April 13, 2011
  
  But your nipples stayed put right?
Ahmnodt Heare April 13, 2011

It is hard, but I have gotten rid of my man-boobs. I will post a picture when I reach my goal weight, which is scheduled for the end of June or the beginning of July.
- Mel April 13, 2011
  
  Congrats Ahmnodt!
SpilledInkGuy April 13, 2011

I’m a geek.
This is the ONE advantage.
- Mel April 13, 2011
  
  I blog, therefore I geek.
  - SpilledInkGuy April 14, 2011
    
    Now that I think about it I’m probably more of a ‘dork’.
    ‘Geek’ seems to imply a fairly high level of book-smarts (not quite ‘Nerd’ level, but, still)…
  - Mel April 14, 2011
    
    SpilledInkDork does have a nice ring to it.
Binky April 14, 2011

I will help you out by consuming all of your wife’s brownies, cakes, cookies, and anything else she bakes. You don’t have to thank me. Just send me those baked goods!
- Mel April 14, 2011
  
  I’m still trying to figure out a way to consume all of that goodness and lose the boobs. If the experiment doesn’t work I’ll email all those cakes
Tony McGurk April 14, 2011

Maybe you need a minimiser bra
When I finished my Navy recruiting at 18 I was fitter than I had ever been
When I finished my 40′s at 50 I was fatter than I’d ever been
- Mel April 14, 2011
  
  I am just amazed that us humans get fatter as we get older. I guess we can’t all be Benjamen Button.
  
  I’ll have to look into the minimiser bra and maybe the Bro.
  - Tony McGurk April 17, 2011
    
    I guess it is because my wife’s cooking is so awesome & Navy food was so lousy.