Randy Moss took the time to sit down with himself to let himself interview him.  He is really a simple guy with multiple personalities.  He wants to make more money next year than he does this year.

When both his personalties get together there will be a double pretend moon over Green Bay.  Enjoy the interview and remember, no questions please! (but do leave a comment down below)

Mel: Thanks for letting me interview you Randy.

Randy: I didn’t, you fool!  I am interviewing myself.

Mel: Oh!? :-(

Randy: Wipe that frown off yo face and listen to how a real interview is done!

So I didn’t get to interview Randy Moss but we get to see him interview himself.  So you don’t get to confused I will use Randy as the interviewer and Moss as the interviewee.

Randy: You are the greatest!

Moss: I am not the greatest.

Randy: You are just being modest.

Moss: No no. So, do you believe in God?

Randy: Shut up fool! I am the one asking the questions.

Moss: No you aren’t you haven’t asked me a question. Now answer me, what does it mean to be german?

Randy: Shut the #@*& up. I will ask the questions!

Moss: Fine, ask me a question.

Randy: How many touchdowns are you going to get this year?

Moss: Yes, I am going to give you a straight answer.

Randy: Okay? Then how many touchdowns fool?

Moss: I talk to one. You.

Randy: You were supposed to say 25.

Moss: Ok, Douglas.

Randy: Don’t tell them our real name!

Moss: Your name is Bob.

Randy: Douglas Bob Moss. I wouldn’t give my dog that name!

Moss: You will do no such thing!

Randy: You’re a freaking moron! Next question. Do you like the Titans?

Moss: Kinda sorta.

Randy: What team do you like the best?

Moss: I like to watch Argentina or any South American team.

Randy: How many more seasons will you play?

Moss: Just half a month. Would you come to my birthday party?

Randy: I ain’t going to no birthday party.

Moss: My birthdy party?

Randy: How much money do you want to make?

Moss: More than I make now.

Randy: What do you want to tell your fans?

Moss: I warned you about stairs, bro.

Randy: What about the people who hate you?

Moss: You mean the serpent that Hercules tied in a knot?

Randy: Will you pretend moon Green Bay in the future?

Moss: I will if you do.

Randy: Thank you for letting me show Mel how a real interview is done.

Moss: I live at your house, Master.

What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.

 

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